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Profile: Jerry Turner, crime scene cleaner

March 8, 2008 at 12:00 pm by Brooke Williams in Profile

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Jerry Turner is president of Advanced Bio-Treatment, a company that specializes in cleaning the mess left behind by murder and suicide. The company also cleans up urine and feces, as well as old meth labs.

“Suicide from firearms are difficult because the splatters are small and located all over the place.”

The most gruesome place he’s cleaned: “A suicide with a [large caliber rifle]. It looked like 15 bodies had been slaughtered, not just one head.”

On telling people his job: “I pass out my business card and all kinds of cool conversation happens. It’s like my bar trick.”

“I have empathy for people. I understand how it affects people to lose a loved one. But death just doesn’t bother me at all. It’s a part of life. Everybody dies.”

On what he looks for when hiring: “They need to be meticulous and not squeamish. Most of my workforce is women. I guess they’re used to dirty diapers. And they’re typically cleaner than men.”


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7 Responses to “Profile: Jerry Turner, crime scene cleaner”

  1. Red Sammy Butts Says:

    He looks sorta like a sperm, don’t he?

  2. shelbinator Says:

    I was thinking more along the lines of the Oompa-Loompas in the “TV Dinner” room, right? Weren’t they wearing cleansuits?

    Has Jerry been on that Discovery Channel show yet?

  3. Macon MCGinley Says:

    What a strange life! Love the quote about women!

  4. Jerry Turner Says:

    They paraphrased my answers. I actually said that the smell didn’t bother women as much I suppose because of changing dirty diapers and such. And I rather thought I looked like Papa Smurf. LOL Go to the news tab of my web site for more stories and interviews. http://www.advancedbio-treatment.com

  5. Elizabeth Says:

    I think he looks absolutely adorable!!! Muah!

  6. Carlos Says:

    No to me he looks like the cop on “THE SHEILD” lmfao

  7. anahi Says:

    well i think he;s the hottest pooh in the world, right baby laters

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