Spitzer’s Kristen, oh the time has come
March 12, 2008 at 6:25 pm by Andisheh Nouraee in Not-lantaThe New York Times has found Kristen, the alleged prostitute with whom New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer allegedly had alleged sex with (allegedly) on Feb. 13 at the Mayflower Hotel in Washington D.C., the alleged nation’s capital. Naturally, Kristen is not her real name:
Born Ashley Youmans but now known as Ashley Alexandra Dupre, she spoke softly and with good humor as she added with significant understatement: “This has been a very difficult time. It is complicated.â€
The Times even found her MySpace profile, which includes at least one soon-to-be-widely-reproduced bikini photo:
And one soon-to-be-widely-psychoanalyzed blog post dated August 30, 2007:
The past few months have been a roller coaster with so called friends, lovers, and family…but its something you have to deal with and confront in order to move on…
I stepped away from each situation that happened and asked myself…
1) What is this person doing to make my life better? (financial, intel, drive, networking etc.)
If, by any chance, Ms. Youmans deletes or blocks access to her profile, feel free to console yourself with my MySpace profile.
I can’t offer you bikini photos*, but I have been to the Mayflower Hotel. I went to a bat mitzvah there when I was 13.
And if that doesn’t make you want to Add Me, my senior prom was in the hotel where former D.C. Mayor Marion Barry was videotaped smoking crack.
(*I prefer the comfort and coverage of a unitard)
March 13th, 2008 at 12:27 am
Macon: June 13th, mark your calendars, Eliot Spitzer Day, sponsored by the Macon Music Baseball Team.
http://www.macon.com/149/story/292746.html
March 13th, 2008 at 8:33 am
Pfffft, $2000, TOPS. Spitzer got jacked.
March 13th, 2008 at 10:09 am
Andy – you may know this already but in a 2002 online poll by ajc.com, nearly 90 percent of sunbathers also said they were planning on wearing a unitard to the beach that summer. You are not alone is your devotion to the finest one-piece beachwear under the Sun.
March 13th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Unitards were very popular that year.