Morning headlines
April 11, 2008 at 11:09 am by Russell McLendon in NewsPRECIOUS MEDALS: Atlanta runners and former teammates of Marion Jones have their Olympic medals stripped, following Jones’ admission to doping last year.
NORREESE FOR THE WEARY: Secretary of state’s office finds no evidence ousted Clayton school board member Norreese Haynes didn’t live in his district, which could allow him to regain his seat.
DON’T HAVE A COW: For very long if you feed it poisoned food.
ZEBRA: Found injured, grazing in median off I-75, presumably fell off the back of a truck. No reports of missing or hit zebras in the area, but one driver did report hitting a mule, which police suspect was actually the zebra. This might have helped.
WON’T FLY: American Airlines not so popular right now.
NAVAL ESCORT: Navy officer and former Naval Academy instructor is fired from the Naval Supply Corps School in Athens after she testifies that she worked as a prostitute for the now-infamous D.C. Madam.
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