‘Your recent craps’
June 5, 2008 at 8:39 am by Andisheh Nouraee in Don't PanicI don’t usually reprint e-mails I receive. Then again, I don’t usually get letters this funny:
From: “Faran Farani”
To: andisheh@creativeloafing.com
Date: Thu, 5 Jun 2008 05:06:30 +0100
Subject: Wish GrantedIn one of your recent craps, that you managed to scribble incoherently since you were undoubtedly ‘high’ with cocaine and marijuana at the time, you wrote ‘Pakistan has done everything to us except punching our moms and molesting our dogs’…..
Well, you chronic drug addict, your wish will be granted! Need anything else?
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The recent crap to which Farani refers is here.
I’m tempted to scrap the column I’m working on and write another one this week about Pakistan.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:34 am
Surely you know not to mix coke and pot, wouldn’t they cancel each other? I will answer that question once I sober up later this afternoon .
The columns was dead on.