Novak: McCain VP pick to come this week
July 21, 2008 at 5:37 pm by Thomas Wheatley in News(closes eyes, grips fists) Please let it not be Perdue. Please let it not be Perdue.
Oh! Hi there. (shuffles papers, sits up straight) Beltway columnist Robert Novak, the Corvette-drivin’, right-leaning pundit who prides himself on his “Prince of Darkness” moniker, says John McCain’s pick for his running mate will be announced sometime this week. Mitt Romney’s been speculated as the most likely candidate.
Barack Obama will pick — you guessed it — Bicycle Shorts Man. Good night!
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