Cuddle Party in Warner Robins, Ga.

Cuddle Parties are self-explanatory, non-sexual coed gatherings to teach people — and help them learn! — about boundaries. A bunch of people gather in pajamas, you ask if someone wants to cuddle with you, you give them permission or kindly decline their request, and before you know it, everyone’s writhing on the ground and nuzzling with a dude who looks like Santa Claus.

Well, Macon-area cuddle addicts rejoice! One’s coming to Warner Robbins on Aug. 31. I’m sure it’ll be a pajama-infested experiment in awkwardness. According to the party info, it DOESN’T START UNTIL 3 A.M. No booze or drugs, y’all, so be sure to rip it pretty hard during the pre-game.

We may not be able to make it, but we’ll be sure to sign up Jim Wooten and Gov. Sonny Perdue. Erick Erickson and Victor Jones are hereby requested to attend in our place.

Sidenote: This is proof that Athens, Ga. produces really cool people. One of the co-founders, according to her bio, attended the Grady College of Journalism and Mass Communications.

(Thanks to Wonkette for motivating me to search for a pet session near Atlanta)

(Photo courtesy of CuddleParty.com)