Cuddle Party in Warner Robins, Ga.
August 5, 2008 at 12:12 pm by Thomas Wheatley in NewsCuddle Parties are self-explanatory, non-sexual coed gatherings to teach people — and help them learn! — about boundaries. A bunch of people gather in pajamas, you ask if someone wants to cuddle with you, you give them permission or kindly decline their request, and before you know it, everyone’s writhing on the ground and nuzzling with a dude who looks like Santa Claus.
Well, Macon-area cuddle addicts rejoice! One’s coming to Warner Robbins on Aug. 31. I’m sure it’ll be a pajama-infested experiment in awkwardness. According to the party info, it DOESN’T START UNTIL 3 A.M. No booze or drugs, y’all, so be sure to rip it pretty hard during the pre-game.
We may not be able to make it, but we’ll be sure to sign up Jim Wooten and Gov. Sonny Perdue. Erick Erickson and Victor Jones are hereby requested to attend in our place.
Sidenote: This is proof that Athens, Ga. produces really cool people. One of the co-founders, according to her bio, attended the Grady College of Journalism and Mass Communications.
(Thanks to Wonkette for motivating me to search for a pet session near Atlanta)
(Photo courtesy of CuddleParty.com)
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August 5th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
I want to say something ugly but I just can’t. Is it because I secretly admire the cuddlers? Someone explain this please.
August 5th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
OK, this is the second time I’ve heard of cuddle parties. The first time was on some show called “Scott Baio is Old and Creepy and Single” or something like that.
August 5th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Did you ever hear the song “Group Grope” by The Fugs? Prescient!
August 7th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
1) I have an alibi, i was helping out by sweating with the non cuddling oldies and judging the non partisan food entries at Eric and my Neighborhood’s annual National Neighbors Night Out Neighborhood Watch, covered dish dinner.
2) On the evening in question, Erick can be seen on channel 14, during the live broadcast and taped Macon City Council meeting, for which he was never sworn in, saying, “can we hurry up and get this council meeting over, some of us have committments at our National Neighbors Night Out events.”
3) Despite misleading the public at the televised and taped City Council meeting, Erick never showed up for the NNNONW event.
Therefore due to his excitment over the cuddles event, he was in warner robins, twenty six days early, with Snuggles et al.
The Sheriff and Deputy Chief of Police and full city council will testify on my behalf.
August 7th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
oh, Erick started this, i will ask his wife to beat him up:
http://www.peachpundit.com/2008/08/05/eeewwwwwwwww-um-no-wont-be-there-cant-speak-for-vic-though/
August 7th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
Yesssss. Victor lives.
August 11th, 2008 at 12:25 am
the hell you say, don’t argue with me Thomas