Dept. of Bizarro
August 8, 2008 at 3:59 pm by Mara Shalhoup in NewsThe following offenses appear on a list of crimes for which Georgians can be imprisoned. The list is available on the state Department of Corrections’ website. Go figure.
Advocating the overthrow of government
Bestiality
Cheating & swindling
Child born out of wedlock
Disrupting the General Assembly
Fornication & adultery
Leave scene had injuries
Machine gun activities
Marry a bigamist
Necrophilia
Offenses against public transit
Sale/possession/etc. model glue
Seduction
Violation of bingo rules
Wife beating
August 8th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
disrupting of the general assembly? seems like there should be at least 236 violators…
August 8th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
Yeah, I was gonna say that a number of state legislators are guilty of a majority of the crimes of this list any given day that the General Assembly is in session…
August 8th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
…wait..SEDUCTION?
I need some explanation.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
I always knew hobby shops were wicked dens of sin.