Comments on: McCain: I knew about Palin’s tryst with bin Laden

By: Ellen Beattie

Ellen Beattie — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 00:51:34 +0000

McCain knew that Palin supports abstinence only sex education; he was impressed that it is her strategy for solving the Social Security crisis by rejuvenating the American population.

McCain also knew that Palin supports drilling ANWAR and other protected areas; it is her strategy for accelarting the approach of the Second Coming, which she knows is the only thing that will save this nation.

McCain knew that Palin believes that the world and all its life forms were created in exactly six days, about 5,000 years ago; he’s excited by the fact that she says she can solve our dependency on foreign oil in the same amount of time, mustering some divine intervention through your prayers.

By: Thomas Wheatley

Thomas Wheatley — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:17:11 +0000

My friends, this is-isn’t cuh-conversation we can engage in.

By: John McCain

John McCain — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 13:40:23 +0000

As I’ve said, I don’t want to discuss my time as POW, a time that lasted for four years.

However, when you are a POW, like I was, you get a certain sense of judgment that can only come from those experiences. And my time as a POW gave me great insight.

And I will not let anyone who did not serve in the military question my honor and my judgment. Judgment that came from being a POW. If you want to know more about that, read my books.

But I don’t want to discuss the four years of my life when I was a POW.

By: Tony Rezko

Tony Rezko — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 13:01:13 +0000

Her children were baptized by an unapologetic racist masquerading as a man of God whose sermons stand as some of the most disgusting examples of virulent anti-American rhetoric uttered outside of a Soviet-era Pravda column or a Wahabi-inspired call to prayer from a Gaza Strip mosque

Oh, whoops – wrong candidate

By: Andisheh Nouraee

Andisheh Nouraee — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:45:12 +0000

*She’s the first GILF with a chance of being VPILF, in which case she’ll be just a heartbeat away from being PILF.

*She was vetted by James Frey.

*She’s so busy with work and raising kids that she recently stopped killing moose herself and, instead, cooks store-bought mooseburgers. Todd doesn’t know.