Kidnapped drug dealers increasing
September 5, 2008 at 6:35 pm by Mara Shalhoup in NewsIs it me, or has there been a spike in kidnapped drug dealers lately?
On Sunday, a kidnapped drug dealer threw himself out of a car on I-285 and rolled across several lanes of traffic. In July, a kidnapped drug dealer was chained up and held for nearly a week in a Lilburn basement. And in May, a badly beaten kidnapped drug dealer was found in the trunk of a car near Grant Park (though in the end, that guy wasn’t really kidnapped but merely faked the abduction — perhaps because he knew about the trend in kidnapped drug dealers).
The trend seems to be resonating strongly in the suburbs, of all places. Who knew?
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