Mike Katinsky’s Direct Deposit memo
September 29, 2008 at 3:17 pm by Curt Holman in A&EEarlier this morning, Atlanta director/playwright Mike Katinsky, co-founder of Sensurround Stagings, posted this bit of whimsy on his blog, which seems particularly timely given our nation’s fiscal health:
“To all Staff,
In light of recent financial events we will be publishing new forms to be filled out this week for those of you using Direct Deposit. More information is available online but to summarize you will need to elect from the following and provide the appropriate routing number where necessary:
1. Direct Deposit to shoebox in the back yard
2. Direct Deposit to fake ice cream container in the freezer.
3. Direct Deposit beneath mattress
Alternatively, you can opt out of Direct Deposit and even request a payment instrument other than check. Choose to receive your pay equivalent in:
a) Gold (either in bar form or 9/11 commemorative coins)
b) Plastic milk jugs of unleaded gasoline
c) Nintendo Wii’s
d) Rations of dried beef, ammo, and potable drinking water
Call your HR rep should you have any questions. Please be sure to complete you’re request by November 5th.
Regards,
Mgmt.”
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