Morning newsdome
December 18, 2008 at 11:03 am by TL Pixley in News
>> Riots rage on in Athens and angry teenagers demanding justice have been joined by angry air traffic controllers demanding pay raises. Hey, we’re all in this together!
>> CARTASTROPHE: GM, Chrysler and Ford factories shut down as the Big 3 pray for last minute saving from the impending autopocalypse.
>> DAMNIT!: Gas prices have apparently bottomed out and are headed up again. Probably also bad news for the Big 3.
>> Since one of the most important parts of a recession/depression is the music detailing how depressed everyone is, the New Orleans Jazz Fest lineup has been announced.
>> LEGALIZE IT: Another necessity of a recession/depression is mind-altering substances. The citizens have spoken and they want their weed.
>> SURF’S UP SUPERHERO: Obama continues his plans to attempt to save the world. But only after Jan. 20. Before that, it’s Aloha Hawaii baby.
>>Talk of all the tech items we could barely afford in 2008 and probably will have to try to sell in 2009. But if you were lucky enough to buy an iPhone or Blackberry Storm, now you can text all your friends news of your layoff super fast!
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December 18th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
The Big Two Bailout… Ford has been pretty clear that they won’t be participating at this time.