Don’t Panic: Top Five Best-Named World Leaders of 2008
December 22, 2008 at 10:18 am by Andisheh Nouraee in Don't PanicFor news writers, the year-end list is a subtle signal to readers that their publication has early holiday deadlines and they had to hurry up and turn something in.
For critics, it’s often an exercise in hipper-than-thou opacity.
“Wouldn’t it be sweet if an album took the prickly psych damage of Black Dice but made it work in the context of epic rock, so that it had the cathartic build of early Mogwai?”
That’s an actual sentence from Pitchfork’s “The 50 Best Albums of 2008” list. And for the record, no it wouldn’t be sweet.
I’ve written two year-end lists. Here’s the first.
Top Five Best-Named World Leaders of 2008
5. Condoleeza Rice – Rice is a lousy Secretary of State. I won’t miss her when she’s gone. But I will miss the funny headlines she generates when she travels to Asia for work. Gems like the AP’s November 30 “Bush sends Rice to India in aftermath of attacks” will soon be a thing of the past.
4. Hu Jintao – When I hear Chinese President Hu Jintao’s name, I imagine conversations between President Bush and his Asian policy briefers. “President Hu is on the phone for you, sir.” “President who?” “President Hu. From China, sir.” “Don’t ask me who. You’re the one who’s supposed to remember his name.”
3. Jigme Khesar Namgyal Wangchuck – Crowned King of Bhutan by his father last month, this 28-year-old hunky Himalayan has all the ladies in Bhutan singing “Everybody Wangchuck Tonight.”
2. Prime Minister Nguyen Tan Dung of Vietnam – Tan Dung? Have you seen a doctor for that, Prime Minister?
1. Al-Wathiqu Billah Tuanku Mizan Zainal Abidin Ibni Al-Marhum Sultan Mahmud Al-Muktafi Billah Shah – That’s a real name. Honest. He is the King (a.k.a. the Yang di-Pertuan Agong) of Malaysia. He’s only 46, so expect to see him at number one on this particular list for decades to come.
That reminds me, I want to give a shout-out to Larry Tesler. Tesler invented the copy-and-paste function for word processors in the 1970s. That last item would not have been possible without him.
Come back tomorrow for my list of people who also deserved to have shoes thrown at them.
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