The Room: ‘You are tearing me apart, Lisa!’
On Feb. 17, the Plaza Theatre screens ‘The Room,’ a 2003 would-be erotic drama that’s inspired a cult following as one of the worst films ever made, and a 21st century ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show.’
The Room arguably qualifies as one of the worst films ever made, but Im not sorry I saw it. Im only sorry I witnessed its shlocky attempt at eroticism on DVD instead of with a group, like the Plaza Theatres upcoming screening Tues., Feb. 17 at 9:30 p.m. Barely noticed upon its original release in 2003, The Room has inspired a fanatical cult following that includes Hollywood cool kids such as Paul Rudd and David Cross. The Room invites joyous ridicule at midnight screenings like The Rocky Horror Picture Show for a new generation.
Most cult films involve loopy subject matter, such as Rocky Horrors alien transvestite musical or Plan 9 From Outer Spaces extraterrestrial grave robbers. The Rooms plot proves utterly mundane as it follows a San Francisco love triangle between a theoretically lovable banker named Johnny (auteur Tommy Wiseau), his bored, gold-digging fiancée Lisa (Juliette Danielle), and Johnnys best friend Mark (Greg Sestero).
The Rooms fascination comes in large part from Wiseaus bizarre screen presence. Overly pumped up, dressed in black, and with long black tresses framing his half-closed eyes, Wiseau looks like the kind of mob henchman Jean-Claude Van Damme would kick in the face in the first reel. His slurry European accent and challenges with emotional intonation make simple statements sound otherworldly. His would-be anguished exclamation “You are tearing me apart, Lisa!” has become the films de facto catchphrase. (Fittingly, Wiseau will appear on an upcoming episode of Adult Swims surreal “Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!”)