GOP Problem Solver has the answers
February 23, 2009 at 1:45 pm by Thomas Wheatley in NewsRemember how Michael Steele — the newly elected GOP Party chief, NOT the porn star (NSFW!) — promised his party would reach out to potential voters with an “off-the-hook” PR blitz? It would improve the Republican image — even with “one-armed midgets!”
Here’s the first blast! The GOP Problem Solver. Ask a question, and the GOP genie in the Internets will tell you the solution.
And what if this newfangled contraption’s answer “doesn’t make sense?”
“Then the terrorists win.”
(Hat tip to shorterexcerpts)
February 23rd, 2009 at 2:06 pm
What is the biggest problem in your life?
my cat throws up too much
Solution
The solution to your problem is a $82,060 tax cut.
YAY!
February 23rd, 2009 at 2:26 pm
I put in “uncontrollable flatulence.” Apparently I need a $97,692 tax cut.
February 23rd, 2009 at 3:20 pm
duh!
tax cuts solve all problems.
or else the terrorists will have won.