Don’t Panic! How can America stop Somalia’s sea pirates?
April 21, 2009 at 9:24 am by Andisheh Nouraee in Don't Panic
After I fix piracy, I will focus my energy on the most vicious terrorists of all: Canadian geese.
How can America stop Somalia’s sea pirates?
If Obama put me in charge of “Operation Hook-hands Into Plowshares,” here’s what I’d do:
1) First, stop referring to Somalia as a “failed state.” Many Somali pirates are teenage boys. We all know how moody and status-hungry teenagers can be. The low self-esteem associated with living in a failed state is clearly causing them to act out. Instead of calling Somalia failed, how about something nicer, like “differently successful”?
Leave a Reply