BREAKING: Atlanta Steam relocates, exurban perverts weep

Blog: Lingerie football team couldn’t find venue


The Capital City of the South might have lost its greatest chance to truly put it on the map.

Sports blog Monkeys Throwing Darts reports that the Atlanta Steam, the city’s first-ever — PERHAPS LAST?!? — professional lingerie football team has relocated to...Charlotte. North Carolina is kicking our ass, people!

From the blog:

The Atlanta Steam of the Lingerie Football League has officially been relocated to Charlotte. I actually found out last week, but I was waiting for confirmation. They were unable to find a find a venue, which is just shocking following the cancellation of the last two Lingerie Bowls. From what I was able to gather, The Arena in Gwinnett and the Georgia Dome turned them down. I learned of the Charlotte move before I was able to complete my backyard bleachers and submit a proposal.

Monkeys Throwing Darts has more info, as well as hilarious commentary.