Ga. governor candidate hates abortion, loved animals

Mule sex. Yep, mule sex.

Meet Neal Horsley. The longshot candidate for Georgia governor for the Creator’s Rights Party (warning: graphic images) is everything this state needs.

He’s techno-savvy:

Neal Horsley made national headlines when he posted the names, phone numbers and addresses of abortion doctors online. His “Nuremberg Files” website also crossed off the names of doctors as they were killed.

He works well with all God’s creations, evident in this article’s headline:


And he’s a family man! Horsley, the father of a U.S. Army sergeant, says in an interview with the Examiner’s Dylan Otto Krider that he’d kill his son if the young man tried to stop Georgia from seceding. Which, according to Horsley, the Peach State must do if pro-life advocates ever want to overturn Roe v. Wade.

Nope, no skeletons in those closets! But at least he’s candid. Read Krider’s interviews with Horsley here and here. If you’re not eating lunch, it’s a good time to learn about the perils of mule sex. And it’s exactly the kind of weird-ass journalism for which Fridays were made.