Joneboro’s gots itself a feud
May 22, 2009 at 4:14 pm by Andisheh Nouraee in NewsJonesburra po-leese chief Rosco P. Coltrane Brad Johnson done wore his dungarees to work.
Boss Hogg Mayor Luther Maddox got all angry like and done fired him fer it.
Now they’re feudin’!
Johnson reckons Maddox dudn’t have the ‘thority to fire him and has already hired Matlock a lawyer to help him get his job back.
Much of the dispute was captured on video.
Meanwhile, them Duke boys are getting away!
I’m wundrin if Brother Wheatley gots time to write him up a Clayton County sequel
May 23rd, 2009 at 10:23 am
I do, but this time it’ll include Bigfoot hoaxes. Gas better not cost $4/gallon like last time, though.