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Found: Atlanta’s ‘Texts From Last Night’

May 30, 2009 at 10:33 am by Thomas Wheatley in News

Text messages detailing drunken escapades, regrettable hook-ups and general displays of idiocy can now be recorded for posterity at TextsFromLastNight.com. You can even search by area code!

(404): It doesn’t have to be a walk of shame…just pretend he took you to breakfast.
(404): No one shows this much boob at breakfast

(404): last night I thought his shirt said yale… but this morning it definitely says old navy.

(404): one word: firstdatebathroomanal

(843): lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
(404): Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.

(770): Damn I can’t remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
(404): Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
(770): Fuck. Wron person. But yea

(770): I just barfed on his mom.
(404): You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.

(706): I think I’m in Tiajuana
(404): You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
(706): I could be

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2 Responses to “Found: Atlanta’s ‘Texts From Last Night’”

  1. Rusty Says:

    This is definitely my favorite of this lot:

    You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.

    So true.

  2. rptrcub Says:

    Coastal Georgia is pretty good, too:

    (912): I have carpet burn on my ass, I’m rethinking my decisions last night.

    And Middle Georgia:

    (478): wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.

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