You are referring to Mr. Bivittatus, whose full name is Python molarus bivittatus? Oh yeah, they’re coming. The Everglades cannot hold all the pythons down there.
That gives me an idea for a movie! Which will involve the delivery of this line:
“I’ve had it with these motherf***ing snakes on this motherf***ing BeltLine!”
A sure cult hit, no?
June 24th, 2009 at 10:09 am
You are referring to Mr. Bivittatus, whose full name is Python molarus bivittatus? Oh yeah, they’re coming. The Everglades cannot hold all the pythons down there.
June 24th, 2009 at 10:27 am
Crime, heat, pollution, corruption…none of that will force me to leave Georgia.
Pythons in Georgia? I’m outta here.
June 24th, 2009 at 10:35 am
If you ban man-eating pythons, only outlaws will have man-eating pythons.
June 24th, 2009 at 10:59 am
I got your python right here.
(Just trying to make those displaced Yankees fans feel at home.)
June 24th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
And it won’t make the serpents leave either, Sellout. Man-eating snakes feed off these woes and they know Atlanta is a hotbed for these vile problems.
We must stand united against the serpentine menace.
June 24th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Sorry Thomas: I will stand up to almost any menace — but man eating pythons cross the line!
June 25th, 2009 at 12:50 am
That gives me an idea for a movie! Which will involve the delivery of this line:
“I’ve had it with these motherf***ing snakes on this motherf***ing BeltLine!”
A sure cult hit, no?
June 25th, 2009 at 1:01 am
It would be HUGE.
June 25th, 2009 at 1:04 am
Thanks Wheatley, get cracking on the screenplay.