Comments on: Forget crime and gridlock … first eradicate the man-eating pythons

By: Jade

Jade — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 05:04:57 +0000

Thanks Wheatley, get cracking on the screenplay.

By: Thomas Wheatley

Thomas Wheatley — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 05:01:40 +0000

It would be HUGE.

By: Jade

Jade — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 04:50:00 +0000

That gives me an idea for a movie! Which will involve the delivery of this line:
“I’ve had it with these motherf***ing snakes on this motherf***ing BeltLine!”
A sure cult hit, no?

By: Sellout

Sellout — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 16:34:30 +0000

Sorry Thomas: I will stand up to almost any menace — but man eating pythons cross the line!

By: Thomas Wheatley

Thomas Wheatley — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 16:21:36 +0000

Crime, heat, pollution, corruption…none of that will force me to leave Georgia.

And it won’t make the serpents leave either, Sellout. Man-eating snakes feed off these woes and they know Atlanta is a hotbed for these vile problems.

We must stand united against the serpentine menace.

By: Dash Riptide

Dash Riptide — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 14:59:45 +0000

I got your python right here.

(Just trying to make those displaced Yankees fans feel at home.)

By: Andisheh Nouraee

Andisheh Nouraee — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 14:35:54 +0000

If you ban man-eating pythons, only outlaws will have man-eating pythons.

By: Sellout

Sellout — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 14:27:22 +0000

Crime, heat, pollution, corruption…none of that will force me to leave Georgia.

Pythons in Georgia? I’m outta here.

By: Grant Parker

Grant Parker — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 14:09:44 +0000

You are referring to Mr. Bivittatus, whose full name is Python molarus bivittatus? Oh yeah, they’re coming. The Everglades cannot hold all the pythons down there.