Dollar store
June 25, 2009 at 11:59 am by Andisheh Nouraee in NewsAccording to the AJC, Creflo Dollar charges $5.99 per month for devotional text messages.
The guy’s a genius. I want me some of that action.
If you would like devotional text messages sent to you, but aren’t willing to pay $5.99 each month, I’m willing to you send one devotional text message per week for the low, low, Creflo-beating introductory price of just $3.99 per month.
A sample of my work:
G-D H8S U! J/K. G-D LUVS U. BUT HE LUVS ME MOR SO GIMME $$ ;-)
I take Visa, Mastercard, American Express and even Discover!











June 25th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
I admire Dollar’s, eh, “entrepreneurial spirit” but thought nonprofits are supposed to benefit the community. Oops! My bad.