Streetalk: What’s the best place to dance for people who can’t?
July 5, 2009 at 9:59 am by Jeff Slate in Streetalk
Tuck: Atlanta Eagle on Wednesday. It’s the only straight rock ‘n’ roll dance party at a gay club. Good-looking girls, bad-ass boys, fat men with skid marks on their underwear with nothing else on, and rock ‘n’ roll. You got young hipster girls that are just all fucked up as hell and don’t know how to dance. They’re white as hell, you know what I mean? They look like a bunch of broomsticks held together with duct tape. The gay dudes look like zombies, gangly-ass bitches moving like the guy in The Wizard of Oz who can’t walk and shit. This thing is hoppin’!
Tinniewinnie: Gold Club at Underground. They’re doing the latest dance, but it looks horrible. It’s like, all the walk-it-outs and bows, the stanky leg, the bird walk, surfin’ and swaggin’. It’s Down South hip-hop. Looks like they’re doing some weird wild animal mating ritual, when animals are mating and they do their little dance to get somebody to come. They think they’re doing it right, ’cause they get really into it. But it’s looks like Animal Planet. I’ve seen people do it right, but these people doing it? Yeah, right.
Jackie: Moondogs in Buckhead. Love it. Totally grimy, dirty bar. Lots of drunk fraternity and sorority people that are dancing to all hip-hop, and they’re all white and they don’t know they can’t dance. Everybody is falling. A lot of bumping and grinding. Girls try to break it down, get low, and they fall or their dress slips off. Then you have the token few guys who actually can dance, but they kind of get bumped off the dancefloor. They’re always by themselves. Then people dance on the stage. They think they’re really good. Not so much.
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