Morning Newsdome: Collectively pushing the reset button; MJ’s brains; Palin ain’t no quitter
July 7, 2009 at 9:56 am by Alejandro A. Leal in News- In Moscow, President Obama tells Russian youth to push the reset button… and they collectively reach for their iPods. (wa wah)
- The casket holding Michael Jackson’s body will apparently be on display at the Staples Center in Los Angeles… but I’ll tell you what won’t be there: his brain.
- Sarah Palin clears the air: She does not quit… no, she retreats slowly, while grabbing at your hair shrieking in your general direction.
- Remember that killer on the loose in South Carolina? Well worry no more, he was shot dead by police.
- Junk science: AZ State Senator: “The earth has been here for 6000 years and we haven’t destroyed it yet, so we don’t need no stinkin’ laws to protect the environment!“
- About damn time: U.S. Department of Justice looking into exclusive deals between telecoms and handset makers.
July 7th, 2009 at 11:39 am
“The casket holding Michael Jackson’s body will be apparently be on display at the Staples Center in Los Angeles… but I’ll tell you what won’t be there: his brain.”
The real reason they are burying Michael sans brain is because the government knows the Zombie Apocalypse is nigh. It’s an exercise in futility, I assure you.
I’m not excited (as far as you know).
July 7th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
DoJ is looking into cross-marketing agreements between businesses? Great, that is EXACTLY what the Federal government should be doing. That and investigating steroid use in MLB.
We will all be able to get our iPhones.
Nero would be so proud.