Russian spymachine, possible alien spotted near Gold Dome
July 14, 2009 at 12:35 pm by Thomas Wheatley in NewsThis morning, a top-secret vessel of some sort — probably a manned missile capable of completely destroying our freedoms — was spotted near the Gold Dome.
The pilots of these mobile weapons — weapons, mind you, that could cripple the United State’s robust automobile industry — are so proud of their mission that they now brazenly maneuver around the state Capitol. Fictitious sources say this stealth chariot of death was not an escape pod for Bernie Madoff, who was in the city this morning shooting a rap video at a prison before he enjoys a well-deserved vacation in North Carolina.
KNOW YOUR ENEMY
After the jump, the spy attempts to evade CL’s roving Homeland Security unit.
NOT SO FAST, BUCKO
If you spot this harbinger of doom, send us a line. (If you’re the driver of this machine, also send me a line. I’d seriously love to know how it handles and what kind of gas mileage you get.)
(Photos by Thomas Wheatley)
July 14th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Ahh, the MonoTracer. Sickeningly expensive (only because I can’t afford one), and super cool looking.
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/04/monotracer_covered_motorcycles.php
65 MPG.
July 14th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
A few months back I spotted one of these on Hill across from Daddy D’z.
It was on its side and the occupants were trapped inside. It took _five_ men to right it because:
i)It was raining
ii)There was no place to grip the damn thing
iii)It’s a lot more heavy then it looks
It seem designed more for looks then function.
July 14th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Snapped this pic. Looks like her Honor is at it again…
http://paulclarkphotographyproject.com/UPLOAD/monotracer.jpg