Threesome assault defense: ‘Ah jest wanted to watch’

Has it come to this — that a man cannot even enjoy a threesome in the privacy of his own boudoir without some redneck demanding to ogle the proceedings?

That was apparently the sad reality for a Buford man who got a beat-down because he refused to accommodate an ornery pair of spectators to his bedroom exploits.

We’ll let one lucky reporter for the Gwinnett Daily Post set the scene:

The man said he was in a downstairs bedroom with two women at about 4 a.m. when he noticed Mark Robinson standing in the doorway. He repeatedly told Robinson to leave and not to “disrespect his house,” reports said, to which Robinson replied he wanted to watch.

When the man tried to close the door, officers said, Robinson became angry, busted a beer bottle against another door and attacked the man. Soon after, Nicolas Robinson came downstairs shouting, “Don’t mess with my brother” and entered the fray, reports said.

The victim said he was held down and beaten, blacking out at one point.

One of the women said she tried to pull the brothers off the victim but was punched in the face and pushed to the ground before other partygoers could break up the melee.