Newt supports stimulation, economic and otherwise
September 11, 2009 at 7:46 pm by Scott Henry in News
Newt's fave
OK, this item from our sister rag, the Washington City Paper, involving Georgia’s own Newt Gingrich is the weirdest thing I’ve seen all day.
Seems that Newt’s catchily named PAC, American Solutions for Winning the Future (better known to millions as ASWF), named as its “Entrepreneur of the Year” a California-based gonzo pornographer whose video titles include Anal Devastation, Interracial Booty Patrol, Double Penetration Tryouts and Monster Cock Junkies, Vol. 5.
Allison Vivas, who heads up Pink Visual, received a letter this week congratulating her on behalf of “Newt’s Business Defense and Advisory Council,” which had selected her for the honor in “recognition of the risks you take to create jobs and stimulate the economy.”
Included was a personal invitation:
“Newt would like to arrange a private dinner with you at the historic Capitol Hill Club on the evening of October 7, 2009 in Washington. You’ll dine privately with Newt at this exclusive venue and he’ll take the occasion to present you with your well deserved award and have your photo taken together.”
As the WCP deemed necessary to point out, none of this is made up. However, Newt’s folks have since backtracked, claiming they made a mistake and have rescinded the invitation.
“We have notified Allison Vivas that the notice she received was sent by mistake. We regret the error,” explained a spokesman for ASWF.
My guess is that Newt actually meant to honor Raging Stallion Studios, the company behind such gay porn classics as Fistpack 22: Fists Away, Sexpack Six: Heavy Equipment and the immortal AssQuest Part 2 (far superior to Part 1).
September 11th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
This is the kind of stimulus we all know Newt can believe in.
If he’s naming porn kings the Entrepreneur of the year, can an effort for American Solutions to push for divorce tort reform be far behind?
September 12th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
People still pay for porn?