SHOCK: Borders, Keyser to Atlanta mayoral run-off!!!
November 3, 2009 at 2:32 pm by Andisheh Nouraee in NewsEven though polls will stay open in Atlanta for another five-and-a-half hours, Fox 5 is already reporting Lisa Borders and Kyle Keyser finished first and second in today’s Atlanta mayoral election, with 100 percent of precincts reporting.
Here’s the screenshot:
Either Ken Cook’s Doppler Radar doubles as a time machine, or someone at Fox 5 posted the wrong information online. I’m guessing the latter.
Just to be clear, the polls are still open and no results are available. The chart you see above actually appears on Fox 5’s web site, but the numbers are ARE NOT the actual results.
UPDATE: Fox 5 has fixed the chart on its web site. No votes have been counted. Keyser and Borders haven’t won. Ken Cook does not have a time machine.
November 3rd, 2009 at 3:50 pm
We may be able to tell that Fox fixed the site and that we can’t yet determine the winner of the mayoral race, but I’d still like to believe that Ken Cook has a time machine. I’m sure he could tell us what the weather was in the past.
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:29 pm
A time machine would explain why his mustache never ages.
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Are Fox and Diebold connected? If so, Fox may have the ACTUAL results, at least according to the Diebold voting machines.
November 3rd, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Oh, if only it were so, News Corp…
November 3rd, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Ken Cook may not have a time machine, but he does have a rockin’ black leather Member’s Only jacket.
November 4th, 2009 at 9:16 am
ken cook for mayor? tell me more…
November 4th, 2009 at 11:53 am
Universal mustache care for our children, and our children’s children.