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Friday, July 3rd, 2009

WISHFUL THINKING: An officer saw a man on the Freedom Parkway ramp to I-75/85. The man reportedly was walking back and forth, asking for money from drivers. Apparently, as the officer circled around, the man moved to the Ellis Street ramp. “[He] had previously fled from me into the Auburn Avenue area, so I snuck up behind him and took him into custody without incident,” the officer wrote. “[The man] said I must be following him and that his uncle in the FBI was watching traffic cameras in the area, so once Mayor Shirley Franklin was fired for ‘taking that money’ all the police would be fired and they would close the jail.” The officer arrested the 49-year-old man and he “was transported to jail, which remains open.”

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Thursday, February 5th, 2009

POO-POO TO YOU: On Garson Drive, a 29-year-old woman said she left her apartment at 9:05 a.m. to go to work. She said when she opened the front door, she found a bag of dog waste sitting there. She said the bag of dog waste wasn’t there when she came home the night before. She wanted a police report, just in case the dog waste incidents continue in the future.

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Saturday, October 11th, 2008

1+1=4? An undercover officer was working a vice operation at the intersection of North and Westlake avenues. A woman allegedly got into his car and offered to give him oral sex for $25 or sex for $50. Also, she allegedly offered to perform both acts for $40. (The Blotter Diva ain’t no math whiz, but let’s add this up: Apparently her price for sex + oral sex is lower than her price for just sex.) Her business approach may be even more uncommon. The officer wrote: “[The woman] went on to state that if I did not like it, then I could have my money back.” She was arrested for soliciting sex. (The Blotter Diva cannot recall — in the entire history of the Blotter — any other alleged hooker offering to return the fee, if the customer didn’t like, um, it.)

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