Fresh Loaf

This morning, a top-secret vessel of some sort — probably a manned missile capable of completely destroying our freedoms — was spotted near the Gold Dome.

The pilots of these mobile weapons — weapons, mind you, that could cripple the United State’s robust automobile industry — are so proud of their mission that they now brazenly maneuver around the state Capitol. Fictitious sources say this stealth chariot of death was not an escape pod for Bernie Madoff, who was in the city this morning shooting a rap video at a prison before he enjoys a well-deserved vacation in North Carolina.

KNOW YOUR ENEMY

After the jump, the spy attempts to evade CL’s roving Homeland Security unit.

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Second for crime, first for infrastructure! Go, Atlanta, go!

From the Atlanta Business Chronicle:

According to the fourth annual “In the Driver’s Seat Road Rage Survey,” commissioned by AutoVantage, Atlanta is the fourth-worst American city for road rage. New York unseated Miami as the least courteous city. In second is Dallas/Fort Worth and third is Detroit. Fifth is Minneapolis/St. Paul.

The main culprits cited by those surveyed included bad/careless driving, such as cutting others off, speeding, tailgating, talking on cell phones, making obscene gestures and not using proper signals.

(Photo by Joeff Davis)

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Dear everyone-

Quit writing “Tags Applied For” on a piece of paper and taping it in your car window. Everyone knows you’re either too busy/lazy/broke to go to your county’s tax office and pay for them.

Pedantically,

Andy

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