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Thursday, June 25th, 2009

According to the AJC, Creflo Dollar charges $5.99 per month for devotional text messages.

The guy’s a genius. I want me some of that action.

If you would like devotional text messages sent to you, but aren’t willing to pay $5.99 each month, I’m willing to you send one devotional text message per week for the low, low, Creflo-beating introductory price of just $3.99 per month.

A sample of my work:

G-D H8S U! J/K. G-D LUVS U. BUT HE LUVS ME MOR SO GIMME $$ ;-)

I take Visa, Mastercard, American Express and even Discover!

Evander Holyfield, Creflo Dollar and ‘prosperity theology’

Saturday, June 7th, 2008

It seems the “prosperity gospel” didn’t perform as advertised for former heavyweight champ Evander Holyfield.

The Associated Press reported Thursday that the Fairburn resident faces foreclosure on his 109-room mansion. Also: “the mother of one of his children is suing for unpaid child support, and a Utah consulting company has gone to court claiming the boxer failed to pay back more than a half million dollars for landscaping.”

Holyfield told the AJC yesterday he’s just suffering from a little cash-flow problem.

Where’d the millions from Holyfield’s boxing career go? A big chunk apparently went to his preacher. In 2000, Holyfield’s then-wife told a divorce court that the fighter had given at least $7 million to the Rev. Creflo Dollar.

Dollar is one of the leading advocates of “prosperity gospel,” an upside-down school of Christianity, which argues that God wants you to get rich and that you’ll get particularly rich if you give obscene amount of money to your preacher. The Lear jet-riding, Rolls Royce-collecting Dollar is one of several high-rolling reverends in hot water with U.S. Sen. Charles Grassley over how they spend Holyfield’s — er, I mean, their — money.