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BREAKING: Atlanta Steam relocates, exurban perverts weep

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

The Capital City of the South might have lost its greatest chance to truly put it on the map.

Sports blog Monkeys Throwing Darts reports that the Atlanta Steam, the city’s first-ever — PERHAPS LAST?!? — professional lingerie football team has relocated to…Charlotte. North Carolina is kicking our ass, people!

From the blog:

The Atlanta Steam of the Lingerie Football League has officially been relocated to Charlotte. I actually found out last week, but I was waiting for confirmation. They were unable to find a find a venue, which is just shocking following the cancellation of the last two Lingerie Bowls. From what I was able to gather, The Arena in Gwinnett and the Georgia Dome turned them down. I learned of the Charlotte move before I was able to complete my backyard bleachers and submit a proposal.

Monkeys Throwing Darts has more info, as well as hilarious commentary.

ABC: UGA, Ga. Dome possible World Cup hosts…

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

…in 2018 or 2022. That’s a long way out, sure, but it’d be incredible for Atlanta to host some of the games.

From the Atlanta Business Chronicle:

The Georgia Dome and The University of Georgia’s Sanford Stadium are among 70 U.S. stadiums that could host soccer’s World Cup in 2018 or 2022, the USA Bid Committee said Wednesday.

The committee mailed letters last week to public officials and stadium operators in metropolitan markets across the United States in a first step toward preparing a formal bid to play host to the FIFA World Cup in 2018 or 2022.

Morning headlines

Friday, September 5th, 2008

“FIGHT WITH ME”: Says John McCain during his speech accepting the Republican nomination for president. I haven’t listened to the audio of his speech, but I assume he emphasized “with,” and not “fight.”

WARRIN’ POLICY: The New York Times examines how the hawkish and moderate wings of the GOP are vying beneath the surface to influence McCain’s foreign-policy compass, and what to make of his bellicose statements about Iran and Russia.

FIRING RANGE: After her aides improperly peeked at her sister’s ex-husband’s personnel files in an effort to get the Alaska state trooper fired, and then unsuccessfully pressured the public safety commissioner to fire him, Gov. Sarah Palin just fired the public safety commissioner, according to the Alaska state police union.

GATOR CHOMPED: The alligator that’s been sporadically spotted around Lake Lanier during the past month has been caught.

MASS TRANSIT: Can save the average Atlanta household $9,129 a year, according to the American Public Transportation Association. But APTA assumes the household would also get rid of a car, so those estimated savings include no longer paying to register and insure it.

NO BLACKOUT: Three Falcons sponsors bought the remaining 1,500 tickets to Sunday’s season opener to prevent a TV blackout. The game marks the beginning of the Mike Smith era, which players are thrilled about, especially when compared with the Bobby Petrino error “era.”

HOT PANTS: In addition to the ongoing rash of high-priced blue-jean thefts in Atlanta, four Gustav evacuees from New Orleans were arrested Thursday afternoon and charged with yet more blue-jean banditry. Hours earlier, Atlanta police arrested three other smash-and-grab suspects after a car chase.

HANNAH: Will bypass the Georgia coast today, bringing just wind and rain, but Savannah officials hope the false-ish alarm won’t discourage future hurricane wariness.

IKE THE DICKENS: The hurricane, which had been a Category 4 storm, is “extremely dangerous,” according to forecasters, even though it’s weakened to a Category 3.

TURF WARS: California’s attorney general and the nonprofit Center for Environmental Health are suing artificial-turf makers in Georgia and Florida for their turfs’ lead-based coloring, which the lawsuits claim violate California’s environmental laws.

A new stadium for the Falcons?

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007

The door has officially opened to fulfill Arthur Blank’s greatest wish. No, not the return of Michael Vick. But a new, state-of-the-art football stadium.

The Atlanta Business Chronicle reports that the Georgia World Congress Center Authority has issued a request for proposals for a consultant who will put together a master plan for the publicly owned property around the CNN Center.

The [GWCCA] may well go for an entirely new dome, according to a request for proposals for a consultant to put together the master plan. The process will include the Georgia Dome, the Georgia World Congress Center and Centennial Olympic Park.

The consultants, once chosen, will evaluate the 200-acre campus to see how, “looking forward, we can best serve our state and community as an economic generator,” said Katy Pando, a spokesperson for the GWCC Authority, a state-run agency that oversees the management of the three facilities.

She said that the needs of customers — such as Blank — will be taken into consideration during the process.

Of course, what Blank wants most is a new stadium chock full of luxury boxes. How sad that the Georgia Dome is considered out of date only 15 years after it opened. Can you imagine Lambeau Field or Chicago Stadium ever becoming “out of date”?

The paper reports that several alternatives are discussed in the request for proposals: building a new dome, renovating the existing dome, or retrofitting the dome with a “moving roof.”

Blank is already on record as saying the team will need a new stadium within a decade, which would coincide with the date the bonds that financed the Georgia Dome will be paid off. And, considering the time it takes to build a stadium, he wants to get started with planning a new facility sooner rather than later.

The big questions are who will pay for a new stadium? And how much will it cost?

The San Diego Chargers want to build a new $800 million stadium. The team says it plans to finance the project through developing the area around the new stadium with housing and retail space.

The majority of new football and baseball stadiums over the past 15 years have been financed largely through public money, however, with the teams often kicking in a third of the costs. But with public officials sometimes balking at the enormous price tags for stadiums, NFL teams have begun to pick up more of the costs in exchange for also picking up a larger share of the profits.

For example, a new stadium is underway in Arlington, Texas, for the Dallas Cowboys at the whopping cost of $1 billion. About $325 million of that is coming from the city, with the rest being footed by Cowboys owner Jerry Jones.

Do the Falcons need a new stadium? And are you willing to foot the bill?

The good news about the Vick meltdown

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007

Let’s celebrate the conflagration at the Atlanta Falcons training camp that was ignited by Michael Vick’s alleged (but pretty damn certain) animal cruelty. A toast to the good fortune of all Georgians. The quarterback’s thug culture may save us $1 billion, maybe even double that, at least for a while.

Here’s how every man, woman and tyke in Georgia may keep $100 or $200, thanks to Vick’s horrible pastime of torturing dogs. I wouldn’t bank the money yet, however. Football teams are tenacious in their greed.

When Arthur Blank purchased the Falcons in 2001, there was a gap of logic between the purchase price of $545 million and the team’s estimated annual profits of about $5 million. No way was Blank going to wait more than a century to recoup his investment.

The solution, as with all of the other NFL, MLB, NBA and NHL teams, was to demand a new stadium. The financing of such deals is sweet — for the owners. The community pays, and the team pockets. In Tampa, for example, court documents showed that the Buccaneers’ Raymond James Stadium will soak up a net profit for the team of more than $1 billion in public funds over the term of the lease.

But Georgians, as with most sane Americans, weren’t likely to bite at the idea of paying for a new pleasure palace for a billionaire’s football team. So, aided by the oh-so-pitiful Atlanta Journal-Constitution, the team denied it wanted a new stadium. I exposed that fiction at the time. The AJC could have tried a bit of truth-telling just by calling the battalion of stadium consultants for whom a team purchase is like pouring blood into a tank of sharks.

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