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Perception of Crime Watch®: All About Meme

Friday, July 31st, 2009

Perception of Crime Watch® has gone bipartisan!

Look what just showed up in Jim Wooten’s Thinking Right blog:

Oh, car hijackee and Atlanta City Councilman Ceasar Mitchell, was not the victim of crime; he was the victim of perception of crime.

How about that!

Perception of Crime Watch® is on the brink of becoming the most popular Atlanta Internet crime watch meme since mid-2007’s wildly popular I Can Has Crime Wave.

Don’t forget: Perception of Crime Watch is also on Twitter. Just add #pocatl to your posts and you, too, can join the fun.

(Thank you @mattgove finding the Wooten link and the bipartisanship)

A tip for Republicans and conservatives

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

This is a tip and challenge to every local Republican and/or self-described conservative with a platform from which to pontificate.

For months many of you have said you oppose the Obama/Democrat expansion of government power in part because you think growing government diminishes personal freedom.

If you want me to believe your interest in personal freedom is sincere, you’ll loudly declare your alliance with Henry Louis Gates, as well as declaring your outrage at his arrest.

You’ll also shun the Drudge-y temptation to turn the cop who arrested Gates into another fake conservative folk hero a la  Joe The Plumber.

If you think it’s okay for a cop to arrest someone for being angry or irritable (justifiably, or otherwise), you are not a conservative, you have no interest in curbing government power, and you don’t give a damn about personal freedom.

If principle doesn’t compel you, do it for your own self-interest. If you want black, brown and beige voters to ever consider voting for you, shun the white, bullying government employee and embrace the innocent black victim. Just once.

Jim Wooten: Double-deck Atlanta’s Downtown Connector

Friday, June 26th, 2009

In his weekly installment of “This Whole World’s Gone to Pot,” the AJC’s resident conservative columnist Jim Wooten — who plans to ease into retirement soon — proposes a ridiculous way to solve congestion on the Downtown Connector.

Crowds headed to a Braves game and a soccer match between Mexico and Venezuela at the Georgia Dome clogged the always-trouble Downtown Connector for miles up I-75, I-85 and Ga. 400. Fix it. Find a private-sector company to double-deck the Downtown Connector. Make both toll roads.

Just be prepared for that private-sector company to stipulate in its contract that the city or state can’t compete — or in other words, improve transportation — near the double-decker road “product.” That means MARTA, intown roads, and even intercity rail. (One concept for a proposed high-speed rail line from Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport to Chattanooga, Tenn., had a train running along the I-75/85 median.)

Privatization — especially road privatization — could make sense in some cases. But it has its pitfalls.

(UPDATE: Griftdrift has his own analysis of Wooten’s Friday column.)

Get yer Wooten Widget here

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

CB Hackworth, a long-ago CL editor who transitioned into broadcast journalism, has a great semi-new blog, Certain Speculation. But beyond his well-informed observations about Atlanta media, his site boasts a recently-added feature that alone is worth the price of admission: the Jim Wooten Retirement Countdown Clock. And it’s available as a widget!

No longer will you need to keep checking your calendar to see how much longer you’ll be forced to endure GOP press releases thinly disguised as the ramblings of a hack conservative columnist. Now you can just check your Wooten Widget.

But, before you get too excited, remember that old Jim will not be going gently into that good night. He generates far too many web hits for the AJC to cut him loose completely. As Editor Julia Wallace recently revealed, Wooten will continue to write one column a week. With any luck, it’ll be “Thinking Right,” his Larry King-style “weekend free-for-all.”

Pick a topic. Howzabout, um, torture…?

(Image courtesy Certain Speculation)

Cynthia Tucker moving to D.C., and other news

Monday, April 13th, 2009

The AJC is sending Pulitzer Prize-winning columnist Cynthia Tucker to Washington D.C. to serve as the paper’s political columnist, according to the latest, seemingly hourly reorganization update from uber-Editor Julia Wallace to her beleaguered staff.

Apparently, the change has been in the works for months, but my initial reaction is that it’s an odd move for a company that seems to be shrinking its focus to the very local. Wallace’s memo suggests Tucker, who also serves as editorial page editor, will be writing just for the AJC, as opposed to the Cox News Service.

Here’s how Wallace explains the move, from a PR release:

“Our nation is facing historic changes and challenges, and decisions made in D.C. and those who make them hold great interest for our audience,” said AJC Editor Julia Wallace. “We are excited that Cynthia is embarking on a new opportunity to provide compelling content and to continue journalism’s vital function of a government watchdog. She’s known for tackling hot topics such as voting rights, immigration reform and investing in education. This is a great move for Cynthia, the AJC, and most importantly, our audience.”

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AJC outlines recovery plan

Monday, February 23rd, 2009

On Sunday, the AJC’s brand-new publisher, Doug Franklin, shed a little more light on upcoming changes to the newspaper’s print edition through an article addressed directly to readers. Most of the changes he mentioned were already anticipated, but he provided a few new details.

Here’s what Franklin says to expect:

• In mid-March, the Tuesday-Saturday Business section will merge with an expanded A section. The Sunday section will remain a stand-alone.

• The three Sunday feature sections (Living & Style, Arts & Leisure and Travel) will be combined into one.

• The current TVWeek supplement will be replaced with our own stand-alone, full-color TV section.

OK, I didn’t see the TV supplement coming, although I must admit I can’t be bothered to care. That aside, the other tweaks are fairly conservative first steps toward running a tighter ship. Even so, I’m assuming that a few jobs will be shaved simply by combining sections. With all due respect to the folks who now put together the AJC’s Sunday Living section, that thing’s been in dire need of an update longer than Mickey Rourke’s needed a comeback.

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Jim Wooten to retire from AJC

Saturday, January 17th, 2009

Jason Pye at Peach Pundit posts an email from Susan Meyers that says Jim Wooten, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution’s lone conservative voice and a 30-year veteran at the paper, will retire this summer.

In news that may shock some, be regarded as inevitable to others, Jim Wooten, the voice of principled conservative thought at The Atlanta Journal-Constitution, announced to the staff Friday he will retire this summer after three decades at the newspaper.

Wooten, an award-winning journalist, can be thanked for his years of columns and editorials calling on elected officials to spend taxpayer funds as if it were being depleted from their own wallets.

As the Associate Editorial Page Editor, it is believed Wooten will continue to post a weekly Thinking Right column as he enjoys life as a Middle Georgia farmer. To read Wooten’s bio please click here.

Who’s gonna take Wooten’s place? DaleC?

UPDATE: Here’s where to go for details if you’re interested in becoming the paper’s new conservative columnist.

Atlanta blogs today

Monday, December 8th, 2008

— The greatest pitcher of our generation — who happened to wear the uniform of the Atlanta Braves during the prime of his career — is scheduled to announced his retirement today. Former pitching coach Leo Mazzone told me one of his favorite Greg Maddux stories … there were guys aboard with first base open, and Bobby Cox went to the mound to tell Maddux to intentionally walk the batter. Maddux asked to have two pitches before they walked him. “On the second one, I think I can get him to pop to third,” he said. How could Cox possibly argue with a plan that specific? And, of course, on the second pitch, the batter pops up to third. Sports Illustrated’s Tom Verducci has an insightful farewell to Mad Dog on his “Inside Baseball” blog. Also, from ESPN’s Rob Neyer here.

DriftGrift may have been taking it easy on the AJC’s Jim Wooten of late, but the sleeping dog is awakened for a new bite of “My Morning Wooten.” But DG, when a person doesn’t even get Clark Howard, it’s pretty hopeless. And I want to offer a “Morning Wooten” of my own: Jim, please stop with this “George W. Bush is another Harry Truman” bullshit. That’s like comparing Tom Thumb to Bill Russell because they both happen to wear shoes.

— Over at the Daily Kos, CLLGADEM dissects the Shameless One’s victory waltz back to the U.S. Senate. One conclusion is that paid advertising still trumps a ground game in Georgia. Another is that Jim Martin is just too nice. Good points, to be sure. But, hey, Martin was pulled into the race at the last minute and never showed any enthusiasm for the campaign. He just seemed dutiful. He also never articulated a vision for Georgia, and failed to give people a reason to jump on his bandwagon.

— Uh-oh. A Mercer University student has published an op-ed piece in the Macon Telegraph that declares it makes economic sense for women to stay home and do the housework. Amy at Georgia Women Vote thinks she’s having a Leave It To Beaver flashback. He’s young, Amy; someday he’ll realize that it’s really a woman’s world and they just allow us to play in it.

— And, finally, the fine ladies at Pecanne Log are back with their almost frightening crush on the young Mr. Wheatley. First, this. And then this. Ladies, please! Take hold of yourselves!

Atlanta blogs today

Monday, November 24th, 2008

— No paper likes to generate its own news, but CL did that this morning when longtime editor-in-chief Ken Edelstein was fired. Edelstein was the editor for 10 years. At his Cityscape blog, Steve Fennessy says Edelstein was let go after he protested additional cuts to “an already decimated editorial staff.” The loss of Edelstein is certainly a blow to Atlanta journalism, while CL owner Ben Eason struggles to bring his publishing empire out of bankruptcy. Former CL senior editor John Sugg also weighs in to Fennessy on what this says about the paper’s management and its future.

— There was also a major blow at the Weather Channel from their new bosses at NBC — as the struggling network was promoting its “Green Week,” the corporate beancounters fired the entire environmental unit at the Weather Channel. As pitiful a state as print journalism is in, television news is hurting as well. At Live Apartment Fire, Doug laments the death of whimsy, the kind of reports that Leroy Powell used to do so well. Stories that had no real news peg, but simply invite viewers see the world from a different perspective. And even when there is the occasional stab at it, such as WAGA’s piece on city dwellers who raise chickens in their backyard, it’s so “serious” that it’s no longer interesting.

— Speaking of inner-city chickens, the fine ladies at Peccane Log note that they used to see chicken bones up and down DeKalb Ave. as they walked their dog. Now, the bones have disappeared and all they see are discarded lottery slips. It appears that people have traded eating chicken wings for a wing-and-a-prayer lottery ticket. Another sign of the times?

— There are too many harsher reminders. At Politits, DCup writes very openly and movingly about walking the financial razor’s edge. Last week, her family filed for bankruptcy protection, and one of her initial emotions was a feeling of shame. That’s OK; the ones you have to worry about are the ones who feel no remorse. Let’s hope “the one” can turn around the economy once he takes office and stop the bleeding.

— And what of the legacy of the fellow in office right now? In his “My Morning Wooten,” DriftGrift gives wider context to a couple of more absurd claims proffered by the AJC’s resident conservative columnist. And says he can’t wait until Wooten attempts to define W’s legacy in positive terms. Perhaps it’s telling that Wooten hasn’t made a stab at that yet.

— Let’s not forget that we have a Senate run-off coming down to the wire. The Big Sax Machine had some heavy-hitters come into the state over the weekend and Andre at Georgia Politics Unfiltered has some of their fear quotes for our enjoyment. Doesn’t anyone discuss their own vision of the future these days? Or is it that they don’t have a vision, thus the fear tactics?

— And, finally, Dave at Rather Than Working gears up for the media’s obsession with all things Obama once he takes office. Like where Obama’s kids are going to school. But he leaves unanswered one burning question: which President served hot dogs to British royalty who visited the White House? Does anyone know?

Atlanta blogs today

Friday, November 14th, 2008

— Sweet comic relief: Paul Bourn is now the Cynthia McKinney of the radical right. So writes Travis at Lucid Idiocy, where he also provides a link to a wickedly funny Daily Show bit on our U.S. Rep. who thinks the President-elect is the new Hitler.

— When I woke up this morning, I saw a little icon that read something like: “The election’s over, Palin’s gone and there are no polls to read; what will I do?” Very good question. Although Caribou Barbie is still running around making stump speeches, she no longer has sizzle. What to do? At Reporter Cub, there’s time to indulge. Everything you always wanted to know about the Hanged Man tarot card but were afraid to ask.

— Over at Politits, DCup is not only a blogger but she also depends on other bloggers for her “wearable art.” She shows off the way-cool jewelry that she purchased from Linda at Saoirse Daily, who has a meter that shows it’s only 66 days and 11 hours until Obama takes the oath of office.

— Once they finished getting pedicures with the young Mr. Wheatley, the fine ladies at Pecanne Log played journalists and conducted an interview with local artist Sarah Emerson, where they learn how pregnancy can stimulate creativity.

— Let’s send the lovely Sara at Going Through The Motions some love. Yes, Tina Turner rocked her world Monday night at Phillips Arena, but now she’s not feeling so well. A rough week at work and a sick co-worker can give you a knock-down, drag-out flu.

— And, finally, we may be in a post-election mode, but there’s always DriftGrift’s “Morning Wooten” to remind us of the world as it is. You know things are getting serious when he starts quoting Scripture. Have a good weekend all you bloggerheads.

AJC censors comics, movie ads

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

WTF, AJC?

I’m not usually the one driving the anti-AJC bandwagon (that’s Sugg’s job), but over the weekend, the apparent cowardice of some unnamed editors over there had me steamed.

An AP story appearing in Saturday’s AJC describes how “Doonesbury” cartoonist Garry Trudeau – who must submit a week’s worth of comic strip at a time – is going out on a limb with cartoons “showing his characters reacting to an Obama victory.” If John McCain somehow ends up winning Tuesday’s election, Trudeau says, “I’ll be the one with the egg on my face.”

Still, the article says some newspaper editors are expressing discomfort with running the strip this week, quoting one who will wait until checking Election Day returns before deciding whether to run the Obama-related cartoons. But the article didn’t name any papers that had already pulled the plug on “Doonesbury.”

Well, we found one. Tacked on to the very end of the print version of the AP article is this sentence:

As for the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, it is giving “Doonesbury” a sabbatical next Monday through Saturday and will resume carrying the strip the following week.

No explanation; no rationale. Just a statement that the strip won’t be running in the AJC, cravenly couched behind the euphemism “sabbatical.” The paper is so gutless that, rather than make an effort to defend its decision, it seems to be hoping no one will notice.

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Jim Wooten is Georgia’s Comical Ali

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008
Jim Wooten?

Jim Wooten: "Let the Democrat infidels bask in their illusion"

The front page of Sen. John McCain’s Georgia campaign web site features a September 14 column from AJC conservative columnist Jim Wooten predicting defeat for Sen. Barack Obama.

The column’s complete and utter wrongness is almost impossible to overstate.

Some high/lowlights:

“Barack Obama knows it. The election he had in the bag is slipping away. The selection of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin as John McCain’s running mate has so thrown him off stride, as it has most other Democrats”

“For a “change” candidate, Obama appears to be a man locked in time, unable to move past criticism, unable to move from the grip of the Democratic left, unable to adapt to the changed reality that the campaign is not the referendum on the war in Iraq or on the administration of George W. Bush that he’d envisioned.”

“Obama has the habit, too, of reminding voters of their doubts about him,”

“Obama will lose because with less than two months remaining voters won’t be able to get comfortable with him. He can’t stay on message and he can’t avoid sending signals that interfere with the message when he does.”

“McCain, on the other hand, has been superb going back at least to Obama’s European tour. Mainstream America is comfortable with him and, with Palin’s selection, conservatives who had their doubts are onboard.”

“It’s not over. But it’s getting there —- and Obama knows it.”

In a state as chock-full-o-Republicans as Georgia, is Jim “Comical Ali” Wooten really the best conservative columnist the AJC can come up with?

AJC commenters scared #@$!-less about Obama

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

The AJC may have more daily poll questions about what socks you like to wear or what disgusting caloric mess you want to eat — really, guys? — but CL is blessed with better commenters. Maybe not all the time, but even when they’re dicks, they’re kind of clever!

But check out Jim Galloway’s Political Insider post this morning about 40 percent of early voters being African American. The AJC kooky komment klan are livid — LIVID I TELL YOU — about the news, and in their usual way, accuse the paper of being a bunch of Communist hacks wanting us to wait in bread lines and also make broad claims against African Americans. Metro Atlanta rocks in that progressive way.

Let us bask in the wisdom of three dudes using different handles, copying and pasting the same trite Free Republic nonsense every single day.

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Atlanta blogs today

Monday, September 8th, 2008

 — The presidential election approaches. With Georgia now officially off the table for Obama, JMac at Safe As Houses takes a look at the states still up for grabs.

— Is Sarah Palin a bad parent because her 17-year-old daughter is preggers? Dcup at Politits isn’t ready to go there.  But Palin’s family situation has caused her to look back at her own adventures in raising teenagers.

— At Blue Heart of Dixie, Jason takes offense at the AJC’s Jim Wooten declaring that Palin is “one of us.” Not so fast, he writes.  Exactly who is “us?” And why do people who challenge the status quo get labeled as traitors who don’t love their country?

—Over at Chicken Fat, Edwin waxes poetic about his family doctor growing up. Ah, the good ol’ days:  If your were sick, you didn’t make an appointment; you just showed up to be treated.

— Modernism is also stuck in the craw of Max Earnest, a local artist who has created the blog Central Branch Library to raise the question of  why Fulton County would want to demolish a perfectly fine central library in downtown to build another one. In his mind, it’s pimping the public to the tune of $275 million.

— And, finally, WXIA-TV’s Jerry Carnes, a long-time news reporter, has prostrate cancer and is devoting a blog to detailing his fight to beat it.

Wooten smitten with VP Palin

Friday, August 29th, 2008

AJC conservo-columnist Jim Wooten writes of John McCain’s choice of VP: “Pinch me. Yes!”

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, whom Wooten applauds for not having aborted her Downs syndrome baby born earlier this year, is sure to strike a chord in a certain demographic. Finally, a candidate Cobb County soccer MILFs can rally around.

Atlanta Blogs Today: Muggings, funds, WOOT!

Thursday, February 7th, 2008

People, be careful. Especially women. Which I really hate saying because fear really sucks. Just be smart and be careful and maybe you can avoid being afraid.

– Christa at PecanneLog writes about a friend of hers who was robbed outside her Kirkwood home. The police officer who responded to the call told her friend that there has been a “rash” of these types of crimes, including break-ins and robbers forcing people to withdraw cash from ATMs.

Remember this budget is about choices. If we can give Delta a 30 million dollar tax break on jet fuel, we can restore 30 million in education cuts to our poorest counties.

– FlackAttack of Tondee’s Tavern points out Gov. Sonny Perdue’s recent reductions in education funding. Update: The House Appropriations Committee reinstated the funds.

Least shocking statement of the day:

I have high regard for Limbaugh.

Of course you do, dear. After all you are brothers in the belief that facts matter less fury.

– James at Drifting Through The Grift, writing about Jim “WootDawg” Wooten, Atlanta’s most favorite Orville Redenbacher impersonator.

Atlanta Blogs Today: Two pinches of Xmas with a dash of WTF?

Monday, December 24th, 2007

I know everyone has better things to do these last two days before Christmas, so why don’t we all take a two day time-out from politics and spend some quality time with our families. At this time of the year, family comes first.

— Georgia Politics Unfiltered’s Andre Walker, writing at Peach Pundit, and requesting a cease-fire on all things politique in the run-up to Christmas.

My two-year-old threw a kaleidoscope at Santa Claus today.

The holiday misanthrope in me is somewhat proud of that.

— Paige at the Avery Lane Experience, remembering that one of the true joys of Christmas is letting your babychild just be a babychild, eyeballs of part-time shopping mall elves be damned.

Late last night in the Ponce Kroger parking lot, a white-haired man approached me and told me Shirley Franklin would arrest him if he asked me anything. When I told him I didn’t have any cash, he told me he could have found me a better black mayor in 1969. He then said some other things I couldn’t really understand but I think implicated me in Mayor Franklin’s ascendancy to office and her subsequent vendetta against this man. “She ain’t my mayor,” he said a few times as he wandered off.

— Christa at PecanneLog. The white-haired man — we hope — was not Jim Wooten.

Clintons will ruin us, Wooten on crack — what’s new?

Monday, October 8th, 2007

After reading an AJC summary of conservative gabber Laura Ingraham’s speech to the Georgia Christian Alliance — where she alerted the nation that we’re about to be witnesses to the most powerful couple ever to ascend to the top slot of American politics, who in their years of domination will singlehandedly murder all conservative Supreme Court justices and send us straight to hell in a liberal fury — I noticed this at the bottom of the piece:

wootenoncrack.jpg

Note the last sentence. Did we have to be told that? Doesn’t every AJC subscription come with a warning stating such so as not to alert the reader?

I’m guessing it’s either an online editor’s slip-up or a note to relatives that the AJC’s attempts to intervene didn’t work. Click on it and it leads to another screed — about party treat and social scourge Le Crack — by Atlanta’s favorite ostrich, Jim “Das WootDawg” Wooten.

How do you put out a fire? Why, you throw gas on it!

Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007

A wise Chinese philosopher once said, “Atlanta traffic is like water — give it another route and it finds its own way.” (Don’t bother looking it up; the sage’s name has been lost to the cruel winds of time.)

That means more roads lead to more cars and more cars to more congestion. More roads cost more money, which equates to less funding for transit alternatives. You mean something like this?

But you want the real solution to Atlanta’s wretched traffic situation? It’s not public transit. What say you, House Speaker Glenn Richardson and Lt. Gov. Casey Cagle via a released statement?

“There are far too many government agencies debating transportation plans instead of building roads.”

*Cough, cough* … sorry … wow … I just choked on my soul for a second there. Get to it, you loafers! Build those roads!

Richardson and Cagle sure ain’t alone. Jim Wooten at That Other Paper believes the solution to our transportation woes is to dust off the old statue and have him do exactly what the distinguished gentlemen above suggest: Rattle the lackadaisical bicker-bodies trying to figure out what to do about the problem.

What’s that saying about how to get out of a hole, guys? “First you gotta stop digging,” or something like that?

Mr. Predictable offers his two cents

Tuesday, September 25th, 2007

Has hack AJC conservative columnist Jim Wooten ever written a sentence or expressed an opinion that went against expectations? His thrice-weekly column is like a daytime soap: No matter how much time passes between visits, you feel like you picked up right where you left off. No new thoughts. No ideological growth. No political epiphanies.

Today, the subject is the death penalty and, according to Wooten, Georgia’s problem is that we ain’t got enough of it:

Georgia really should repeal the life-without-parole option. It gives juries an easy out. It allows them to rationalize their way to an alternative death penalty without worrying about conscience.

Yes, Wooten is a death-penalty enthusiast — surprise — who seems to believe the only flaw in the state’s legal system is that we pamper too many lifers with “free meals and medical care.” In fact, he throws a barb at “liberals” who insist on “looking for discrimination in the application of the death penalty.” Yawn.

I am constantly amazed at the number of people who take the time to read the guy, as evidenced by the consistently high number of comments he receives. Honestly, why bother? You already know exactly what he’s going to say on any given subject. No matter whether one agrees with his positions or not, Wooten the columnist long ago became a sad and tedious self-parody.

In fact, I invite readers to submit examples of any columns Wooten has written — go as deep into the archives as you like — that seemed the product of fresh thinking or an independent viewpoint. Fire away.

Atlanta blogs today: Mourning Wooten

Tuesday, September 25th, 2007

Ronald Williamson
Ronald Jones
Clarence Dexter, Jr.

— GriftDrift rebuts AJC columnist Jim Wooten’s ridiculous pro-death-penalty rant with a list of 123 people whose erroneous death sentences were eventually overturned. Three of the 123 are named above.

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Feeding government in general, and a regional (read less accountable) quasi-governmental agency with more tax dollars is similar to enabling a drunk with more alcohol.

— Jason Pye is not pleased with tax-and-spend trends in Henry County.

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An Elaborate Prank on Atlanta Drivers

— Maigh at Metroblogging Atlanta offers an apt description of the 14th Street Bridge reconstruction clusterfuck.

Buzzwords, shmuzz-words

Tuesday, September 18th, 2007

Watch out, crazy liberals with your buzzwords — That Other Paper’s Jim Wooten is on to you. He knows that underneath your bohemian coffee shop exterior you’re all secretly wanting to turn the country into a nanny state, masking your intentions with the simple turn of a phrase. From the pen of the Always Right Wooten:

But as with commutes, clean air, sprawl and economic justice — the buzz-words employed to drive public policies preferred by liberals, those who profit from high-density development or more government borrowing — campaigns such as “affordable housing” invite government intervention in ways that may not be warranted. (Emphasis added.)

Buzzwords, Jim? By golly, you’re right! After all, how could air ever be “clean” when — even with all the lower emissions and pollution controls — it’ll always have germs and all those little nasties flying around in it?

Let’s think of some others, WootDawg. A “commute” really is an “extended gathering of motorists.” “Sprawl?” Yes, so ugly. How about “homogenous and expansive lifescape experiments?” And “clean air?” Easy. “Diverse molecules.”

You guys out there are smart. Any ideas?

Atlanta blogs today: Laughter, kittens and cruises

Friday, May 4th, 2007

Chambliss is laughing somewhere.

Jason Pye at Peach Pundit on a report that Vernon Jones’ Senate campaign has raised just $8,000. Incumbent Sen. Saxby Chambliss’ campaign has more than $2.8 million available.

I do love how self-described “fiscal conservatives” roll over like newborn kittens when the DOT comes strokin’. No amount of spending is too shocking.

– GriftDrift mocks AJC’s columnist Jim Wooten’s support for the proposed $4 billion re-jiggering of the I-75/I-575 interchange.

If you ever get the chance I definitely recommend going on a Gay Cruise for a vacation (if you are gay of course).

B.J. at SodomyCreek.net on his recent Hawaiian vacation. I don’t recommend reading the entire post, but do yourself a favor and look at the souvenir photos he posted.