Morning headlines
Tuesday, March 25th, 2008OAKLAND CEMETERY: Still waiting on federal evaluation to begin cleaning up most tornado damage, including smashed Confederate monuments and uprooted 19th-century trees with roots tangled around coffins.
CHASE TATUM: Former WCW wrestler found dead in Buckhead home after apparent drug O.D.
CLINTON: It depends what your definitions of “ducking” and “sniper fire” are.
TYRA BANKS STALKER: All the way from Dublin, Ga.
BASKET CASE: Federal inmate Jonathan Lee Riches alone has filed 39 percent of all cases filed this month in U.S. District Court for the Northern District of Georgia. Among his March “defendants” are Eliot Spitzer, Tom Glavine, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Cyndi Lauper. Last August Riches filed a $63 quintillion suit against Michael Vick for selling his pit bulls on eBay to buy missiles from Iran.
UGA EARMARKS: Surprisingly, the recipients of earmarks like earmarks.
YELLOW JACKETEERING: Another Ga. Tech employee charged with racketeering for allegedly abusing state p-card. (According to AccessNorthGa.com’s news graphic, she is an elf and was arrested in miniature handcuffs much smaller than a dollar bill.)
