House candidate is so, so deaf
Thursday, July 3rd, 2008Two years ago, when Otis Marks II of Lithonia was running for a DeKalb Commission seat, we described him as “a flaky motivational speaker and self-described ‘father of Psychoneurokinesthetics,’” pointing out that, “no, we don’t know what that is, either.”
Actually, we have to admit we were being a little disingenuous. Marks’ own website, www.otisspeak.org, explains quite concisely what Psychoneurokinesthetics – or PNK, as it is better(?) known – is:
Psychoneurokinesthetics (PNK) is the most advanced and recent, cutting edge tool available to maximize the quality of human existence and to optimize personal performance. PNK takes a philosophical, psychological, and scientific approach in providing a clear connection of the “Trinity of Existence”, Infinite Energy, the Human, and the Being.
O-Kay, then. What we didn’t learn until he joined the Democratic race for state House District 91 this year is that Marks is also an accomplished music producer. You’ve got to hear his campaign theme song, suggestively titled “You Come First.”
We’re totally serious – you abso-fucking-lutely need to hear this! But we warn you – don’t listen to this with a full bladder or with food in your mouth. It’s that hilarious. And it probably only sounds as if it were recorded and mixed in a bathroom.
