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Kelly Goff knows what your pets are thinking.

Interview by Mary Moore.

How did you become a pet psychic?

Well, I read cards for people, and pets started showing up in their readings. From time to time they would ask me questions about their pet. It just kind of grew into a side thing from that.

Describe how you communicate with them.

Animals communicate in picture form. I’m intuitive. I’ll get an impression of a situation, and I just have to put together what I’m picking up until it makes sense. Sometimes it won’t make sense to me, but it will make sense to the owner. If I can work with a pet, that’s good. But I can also communicate through pictures or a pet’s name. I work off of energy — reading their energy and their connection with their owners.

Has anything really strange happened in a session?

I was working with a client one day, and I kept seeing this little poodle. I told her, “I keep getting the impression of this little poodle lying right at your feet.” And she said, “I was just having the same sensation. I was feeling pressure on my foot.” I started describing it a bit more, like its personality.  She said, “Oh, yes, that’s my little duchess. She passed away a year ago yesterday.”

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Enough already! Senators McCain and Obama are playing coy this Memorial Day weekend about their vice presidential selection process.

I’m not going to play that game; I’m going to level with the American people: Yes, I’ve been entertaining political leaders this weekend with the express purpose of vetting them as possible running mates.

We’re checking into geographical, ethnic and regional balance, as well as chemistry, and so far I have two frontrunners. One is an aggressive, white male with a strong instinct to go on the attack, no matter what the situation. The other would be a more revolutionary choice: She comes from a mixed background and likes to chew on leather. Both are southerners with natural charisma.

Please let me know if you’d like to be considered as well.

Below is a photograph of the two. The one on the left is Coconut. The one on the right is Peanut. Please let me know your preference or if you have a pet who’d like to be considered as well.

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