‘Your recent craps’
Thursday, June 5th, 2008I don’t usually reprint e-mails I receive. Then again, I don’t usually get letters this funny:
From: “Faran Farani”
To: andisheh@creativeloafing.com
Date: Thu, 5 Jun 2008 05:06:30 +0100
Subject: Wish GrantedIn one of your recent craps, that you managed to scribble incoherently since you were undoubtedly ‘high’ with cocaine and marijuana at the time, you wrote ‘Pakistan has done everything to us except punching our moms and molesting our dogs’…..
Well, you chronic drug addict, your wish will be granted! Need anything else?
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The recent crap to which Farani refers is here.
I’m tempted to scrap the column I’m working on and write another one this week about Pakistan.
