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Rick Sanchez, the CNN anchor who is the living, breathing embodiment of truth and hope, says via Twitter that his account was hacked. Also targeted: President-elect Barack Obama (”What is your opinion on Barack Obama? Take the survey and possibly win $500 in free gas.”), Fox News (”Breaking: Bill O Riley is gay”) and Britney Spears (”HI Yall! Brit Brit here, just wanted to update you all on the size of my vagina. Its about 4 feet wide with razor sharp teeth.”) Valleywag says posters at 4chan are claiming credit for the Spears hack.

Below, the “hacked” Sanchez update. Honestly, I thought this would’ve cleared up some of his earlier tweets. (Kidding! We love ya, Rick! And kind tip of the sombrero to Waxmuseum for the find.)

After the jump, Sanchez’s tweets reacting to what happened. (”Something about crack? great??”)

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He always struck me as more of a film noir type. Interesting.

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I <3 U 2, Rick.

(Screenshot from Sanchez’s Facebook profile)

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Rick Sanchez, the lantern-jawed CNN anchor who dominates Twitter, somehow came across my Tumblr posting in which I said a photo illustration that depicted Barack Obama as a white man looked like a “vegetarian Rick Sanchez.” (For those of you unfamiliar with the online services, Twitter is a microblogging/social network service, Tumblr is somewhat the same, although it allows you to “follow” others and post a variety of photos, videos, songs, etc.)

This comment sent the anchor’s mind a-spinnin’.

He says he’s going to show it on the channel at 3 p.m. If you ever wanted to see my tumblr on national television — which I know you have because I’ve read all your diaries — tune in then to CNN.

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Where is blog? That bastard was supposed to bring me coffee 20 minutes ago! Get in here, Blog!!!

(Screenshot from my Facebook status updates page)

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Creative Loafing columnist and firebrand preacher John Sugg was on CNN last night.

Here he is sitting next to Neal Boortz discussing the college student who asked Chelsea Clinton a question about Monica Lewinsky last week.

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I’ll brave the storm disaster zone tonight to serve as a guest on CNN Newsroom with Rick Sanchez. The show starts at 10 p.m. They said they invited me because they want me to talk about politics. Inside sources tell me it’s because I’m s-o-o-o good lookin’. Please watch this groundbreaking television.

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