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Friday, January 9th, 2009

Analyst: USA to dissolve, South to become Hispanic haven, adios Alaska

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

Online newshound — and self-styled gumshoe — Matt Drudge continues to scare the hell out of office lackeys and far-right keyboard commandos with today’s giant headline reporting a Russian analyst’s comments that the United States is in the throes of collapse and will eventually dissolve into six parts.

[Russian political analyst Igor Panarin] predicted that the U.S. will break up into six parts – the Pacific coast, with its growing Chinese population; the South, with its Hispanics; Texas, where independence movements are on the rise; the Atlantic coast, with its distinct and separate mentality; five of the poorer central states with their large Native American populations; and the northern states, where the influence from Canada is strong.

He even suggested that “we could claim Alaska – it was only granted on lease, after all.”

We’ll see what the governor says about that on Monday, Mr. Panarin.

Russian hackers bring battle to Atlanta’s cyber-realm

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

Since Russia invaded neighboring Georgia two weeks ago, Atlanta’s been the target of several cyberattacks from unidentified hackers who are allegedly operating out of the former Evil Empire.

“Take that, metropolitan planning organization!”

There was this barrage against Tulip Systems Inc., an Atlanta-based hosting company whose CEO, Nino Doijashvili, was born in that other Georgia. Tulip offered to host Georgia President Mikhail Saakashvili’s website after it was overwhelmed by hackers traced to Moscow and St. Petersburg (that’s Russia, not Florida.) According to a domain lookup, the company is still hosting the site.

Tulip Systems wasn’t the only Atlanta outfit to face a cyberattack. The Atlanta Regional Commission’s website was attacked on Friday, causing Google to post a warning to visitors.

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Georgians fear Russian invasion?

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

I have a hunch that someone’s trolling for attention: BuzzFeed currently posts to a page on Yahoo Answers, on which one Jessica B. wants to know,

“I live in georegia but I dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says there tanks should I be worrie”

No, Jessica B. — if that is your real name — you should not be “worrie” about Russian tanks. Probably not even Russian planes.

Morning headlines

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

GOLD RUSH: American swimmer Michael Phelps wins his third gold medal of the 2008 Olympics, his ninth overall, which ties the world record for most career gold medals in Olympic history. He has a chance for two more golds Wednesday morning.

RUSSIA VS. GEORGIA: Russia announced today that it will stop attacking Georgia, but Georgian leaders say they’re still being attacked. An Atlantan and native of the country Georgia is hosting governmental websites from here during the siege, and says those sites are still being cyber-attacked by botnets on the U.S.-based servers. The Times of London lays out the historical context of the war.

WATER USE: In metro Atlanta and North Georgia drops 20 percent, which Environmental Protection Division Director Carol Couch says is a sign that conservation efforts and watering restrictions are working.

GUNS AT AIRPORT: Won’t fly, says a federal judge.

ESCALATING TENSION: In response to frequent “shoe entrapment,” Hartsfield-Jackson begins announcing, at five-minute intervals, the dangers of wearing soft shoes such as flip-flops or Crocs on escalators.

NBAF: Federal officials seem to be favoring a Mississippi site over Athens for the National Agro- and Bio-defense Facility, which will study foot-and-mouth disease and other highly infectious diseases, even though the Mississippi site scored the lowest numerical evaluation among all contenders.

Emo is Russian for baggy pants

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

American lawmakers waste our time and money on banning baggy pants.

Russian lawmakers waste their country’s time and money on this b.s.:

Russian lawmakers last month gave broad approval to a broad “concept for the spiritual and moral education of children,” including plans for curfews, bans on “emo and goth” fashions in schools and censorship of text messages.

For the record, I’d be totally fine with a global ban of My Chemical Romance.