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Thursday, June 25th, 2009

According to the AJC, Creflo Dollar charges $5.99 per month for devotional text messages.

The guy’s a genius. I want me some of that action.

If you would like devotional text messages sent to you, but aren’t willing to pay $5.99 each month, I’m willing to you send one devotional text message per week for the low, low, Creflo-beating introductory price of just $3.99 per month.

A sample of my work:

G-D H8S U! J/K. G-D LUVS U. BUT HE LUVS ME MOR SO GIMME $$ ;-)

I take Visa, Mastercard, American Express and even Discover!

CNN SMS is SHT

Monday, October 27th, 2008

In September, I signed up to have CNN send breaking news to my cell phone via text message.

Since signing up, I have received 14 text messages labeled “CNN Breaking News”.

Seven have been about the nation’s financial crisis. Two were about John McCain’s campaign suspension stunt.

The remaining five: Paul Newman’s death, the location of stunt-aviator Steve Fossett’s remains, O.J. Simpson’s conviction on robbery and kidnapping charges, the safe recovery of a missing boy in Las Vegas, and a report this morning about actress Jennifer Hudson’s nephew.

To say that I’m disappointed with the service is an understatement.

No offense to any of the celebrities or the missing child, but their personal tragedies are not among the 14 most important breaking news stories of the past two months. Where were the news alerts telling me about millions of Texans without electricity after Hurricane Ike, the U.S. raid in Syria, the failure of the U.S. and Iraq to reach a status of forces agreement, the third Presidential debate, etc?

I’ll keep it until the election. After that, I’ll unsubscribe unless they start sending me actual news.