Say you’re a college student. And you’re assigned to do a project on the history of Georgia’s poultry industry. You want to go inside a poultry plant to see how chickens are processed, but every plant says no. So, instead, you stand outside a poultry plant and snap a few digital shots to show your teacher that you did try.
What’s next?
How about a visit from the FBI?
UGA student Jim Diffly was first stopped by a Hall County deputy sheriff who not only asked him about the photos, but also allegedly asked him about his dreadlocks and his beard. Yes, that’s certainly suspicious, especially on a college student.
According to the Gainesville Times:
Hall County Sheriff’s Maj. Jeff Strickland said the deputies responded to a report of a suspicious person and that Diffly was questioned not because of his appearance, but because he was photographing a potential terrorist target.
Authorities believe that large industries in the nation’s food supply are at risk of what officials term “agriterrorism.”
“We regard all calls that could possibly involve agriterrorism as serious,” Strickland said.
Yes, if I’m a terrorist, I’m going straight for a chicken plant. Hit ‘em where it hurts.
But that wasn’t the end of it. The FBI called Diffly and asked for a sit-down. At first, he thought it was an April Fool’s prank by one of his friends.
Except it wasn’t. An agent actually drove to Athens to meet with him. As a sign of protest, Diffly wore a camouflage t-shirt with a yellow AK-47 on the front. He also brought his professor.
Sleep well, America. Your safety is in good hands.