Twilight vs. Let the Right One In: Which vampire sucks?
Friday, November 21st, 2008
The vampire romance Twilight opens today and is poised to be a teen sensation. Tuesday night’s screening at Parkway Pointe featured the single loudest preview audience I’ve ever heard, approaching Beatles concert levels (probably because teenage girls just like an excuse to yell). If you’re put off by potential crowds, or have heard that Twilight is pretty lame if you’re not already a fan in the books, consider a terrific Swedish import with vampire themes called Let the Right One In, which features some pointed similarities.
UNSUSPECTING HUMAN
Twilight: Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart), a thoughtful, awkward 17 year-old girl who dreams of romance
Right One: Oskar (Kåre Hedebrant), a thoughtful, alienated 12-year-old boy who dreams of revenge
ANGST-RIDDEN VAMPIRE
Twilight: Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson), the mysterious hunk with ever-changing eyes in the adjacent desk in biology class
Right One: Eli (Lina Leandersson), the mysterious waif with huge eyes in the adjacent apartment in the housing project
HIGH SCHOOL DEFINING TRAIT
Twilight: Walking in slow motion
Right One: Bullying comparable to Lord of the Flies
SMALL-TOWN WEATHER CONDITIONS
Twilight: The Pacific Northwest at its most overcast, allowing vampires to pass for human in public.
Right One: Sweden at its most wintry, allowing red bloodstains appear more starkly against the white snow. (more…)











