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5 things to do today: Sunday

Sunday, January 25th, 2009

1) The Atlanta Jewish Film Festival wraps up its program with Bart Got a Room.

2) Carbonas play the Earl with Fucked Up.

3) Mauritius opens at Actor’s Express.

4) The Virgins play Drunken Unicorn.

5) Comedian Christian Finnegan performs at the Punchline.

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Virgins at risk if Obama wins, warns local conservative

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008

Cross your legs!

An Obama victory in November will mean victory for imbeciles and danger for the nation’s hymens!

So warns Mary Grabar, the local conservative writer who complained in the AJC last year about the pesky liberals who ruined Inman Park Festival for her when they mocked President Bush during the parade.

Here’s an excerpt from Grabar’s latest column at Townhall.com.

“Obama’s advance troops have already taken over our college campuses, have bound and gagged our conservative professors, have ravished our virgins, have pillaged our stores of wisdom, and have ensconced themselves in the thrones of power in deans’, presidents’ and department heads’ offices.”

Grabar claims Obama’s popularity among the educated is the result of the destruction of Western intellectual and moral traditions by the anti-Christian, anti-Semitic, crypto-Communists who control college campuses.

Her unabridged idiocy can be found here.