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Friday, July 17th, 2009

Two weekends from now, on Aug. 8 & 9, residents of Atlanta and Fulton County can visit Zoo Atlanta for free.

For some reason they’re calling this event Family Days. As someone who lives down the street from the zoo, I can attest that every damn day is family day. An out-of-town observer might reasonably conclude that adults are required to bring a baby stroller in order to gain entry.

Anyway, if you live in Atlanta and/or Fulton or you’re a government employee for either of those jurisdictions, bring your ID  (or a utility bill) and you won’t have to pay the $19 daily admission fee. Each adult can even bring up to three children.

Hold on a second — nineteen dollars! Holy merde. The best zoo I’ve ever visited is the Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, which has the world’s largest indoor rainforest, the world’s largest indoor desert and a full-size aquarium —all for $11.50. I’ve never understood why anyone would throw down 19 bucks to visit a zoo that could fit comfortably inside a Wal-Mart.

Oh, yes, I just remembered why. It begins with a P, ends with A and has AND in the middle. So, you Family Days freeloaders, don’t forget to leave a donation — Give so they stay.

Photo of the day

Saturday, June 20th, 2009

(Photo by Joeff Davis)

Panda shakedown

Saturday, June 20th, 2009

Panda for ransom

Zoo Atlanta CEO Dennis Kelly announced this past week that unless individual donors come up with a half-million dollars to help pay off the Chinese government, the zoo will be forced to give back all four pandas — parents Yang Yang and Lun Lun, as well as their two offspring — when their lease runs out at the end of the year. Corporate donors have already pledged $2 million. The zoo has launched a website, www.givesotheystay.org, to solicit contributions.

“The Chinese people have asked for our help in giving them science and management techniques to protect the remaining 1,500 pandas in the wild.”

—    Kelly, from a video on the www.givesotheystay.org website

“It would break my heart, because it doesn’t get any cuter than this.”

— Nell Mayer of Atlanta, as quoted by Fox 5, on the prospect of losing the pandas

“If we had named that panda P-dizzle, would they want him back?”

—    James, from Metroblogging.com

5 things to do: Saturday

Saturday, June 13th, 2009

1) Dan Melchior plays Eyedrum.

2) Zoo Atlanta hosts Brew at the Zoo and Wine Too.

3) The Reynoldstown Wheelbarrow Festival takes it to the streets.

4) X plays Variety Playhouse.

5) Art-B-Que returns to Avondale Estates.

See more Atlanta events.

(Photo courtesy Dan Melchior)

Zoo Atlanta’s panda has a name

Monday, December 8th, 2008

Xi Lan. It means “Atlanta’s joy.”

Was death of Zoo Atlanta elephant a GOP harbinger?

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

Peach Pundit has a post about the death of Zoo Atlanta’s pregnant elephant, likening the tragedy to the devastation that befell the Republican Party on election night.

In other news, a donkey assumed dead in a catastrophic 2004 landslide (well, not really) was discovered alive and grinning late Tuesday.

5 things to do today: Tuesday

Monday, September 22nd, 2008

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1) New Riders of the Purple Sage play Smith’s Olde Bar.

2) The Dandy Warhols play Center Stage.

3) Stuart Woods promotes his novel, Hot Mahogany.

4) Dr. Seuss for President, a showing of Ted Geisel’s political artwork, continues at Ann Jackson Gallery.

5) Watch golden lion tamarins imitate their native lives at Zoo Atlanta.

(Photo courtesy New Riders of the Purple Sage)

Morning headlines

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

HURRICANES: The high seas continue to use the Southeastern U.S. as their chipping green, with three more storms en route. Hanna was downgraded to a tropical storm this morning but may become a hurricane again; Savannah and cities from the Outer Banks to Miami are preparing for impact. Meanwhile, Gustav dawdles over Texarkana after sparing New Orleans the feared devastation. Still, Mayor Ray Nagin says it won’t be safe to return until at least Wednesday.

RAIN BARRELS: Especially useful during hurricane season.

RNC: Resumes today in St. Paul, with President Bush delivering a via-satellite speech at 9:30 tonight. Police have arrested nearly 300 protesters, and have charged 130 with felonies.

GRAY’S ANATOMY: Gray’s Reef, located 40 miles off the Georgia coast, shows effects of human pollution but is generally healthier than researchers had feared.

LOVE IN THIS CUB: The newborn panda cub at Zoo Atlanta has been put in an incubator for closer monitoring based on the behavior of it and its mother, Lun Lun.

BRIAN FINNERAN: Knows he’s lucky to be back on the Falcons’ roster after being out since 2005 with back-to-back knee injuries.

THE CHROME STRETCH: Google readies Chrome, its new browser it hopes will compete with Internet Explorer 8.0.

Morning headlines

Friday, August 8th, 2008

OLYMPICS: Began today in Beijing (this morning here), at 8:08 p.m. on 8/8/08.

MANIC TROPICAL DEPRESSIONS: Scientists have strengthened their prediction that this hurricane season will be above normal.

CHRIS REDMAN: Starting the Falcons’ preseason opener Saturday night, but all four QBs will likely take snaps.

SUGARLAND: Being sued by former member, coincidentally while the band’s recent album is No. 1 on the Billboard charts, for not continuing to pay her after she left the band to pursue a solo career.

LABOR OF LOVE: Atlanta Business Chronicle reports that Georgia labor leaders are hopeful Obamania will lead to a change in labor laws they say are now stacked in favor of employers.

ZOO ATLANTA: Unveils plans for $200 million expansion over the next 10 to 15 years.

UGA: Gets two federal grants worth $2.5 million to study biofuel production from switchgrass and sunflowers.

Free admission to Zoo Atlanta in mid-August

Thursday, August 7th, 2008

City of Atlanta and Fulton County residents and employees get a free chance to visit the caged beasts who would like nothing more than to conquer our world on Saturday, Aug. 16 and Sunday, Aug. 17.

The city, in partnership with Zoo Atlanta, is hosting “City of Atlanta and Fulton County Family Days,” that weekend. Anyone who can prove their employment or residency in the city and county can mosey the grounds and gawk at Lun Lun, Yang Yang and Mei Lan before we have to send ‘em back to our future overlords. (I can’t find it on their site, but Atlanta Magazine’s Amanda Brown wrote a great short piece about how the cuddly creatures are on loan from a wildlife preserve in China.)

Full press release from the city, complete with details, follows after the jump.

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Morning headlines

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

A MILLION TO ONE: Natural-gas discoveries in northwest Louisiana have sent the price of an acre in some places from a few hundred dollars to $30,000 in a few months, creating a sudden class of millionaires in the middle of nowhere.

LYNCHING RE-ENACTMENT: The victims’ surviving family members say they’re “troubled” by an Atlanta civil rights group’s four-year-old re-enactment of the 1946 Moore’s Ford lynching, and especially by this year’s installment.

CLAYTON: The BOE barely approves its official response to send to SACS regarding the accreditation stripping.

RETENTION: A report released today details the problems the Atlanta Police Department is having retaining officers; 9 percent of the 1,600-member police force left last year, and on one day last August, each zone of the city had one uncovered beat.

SIX-LEGGED DEER: Will go to live with an Athens woman who has a permit to keep unusual animals.

KANGAROO ATTACK: A Zoo Atlanta visitor records on cell-phone video a kangaroo attacking a zoo worker over the weekend.

JASON ELAM: The metro Atlanta native, who’s spent the last 15 years in Denver as one of the NFL’s premier kickers, says he’s happy to now be a Falcon.

JOE HORN: Probably not a Falcon for much longer.

STOLEN THUNDER: Angry at a local radio station for leaking its new Oklahoma City team’s mascot (the Thunder), the NBA hurriedly registers a list of alternates, one of which is misspelled.


SHOCK: Panda demands abortion

Friday, June 27th, 2008

Highly respected news organization The Onion has gripping video coverage of a tragic story we may soon face: An expectant panda, communicating through cutting-edge technology, tells the world in staccato bursts of honesty that a zoo life is not one she’d wish upon her offspring.Silent for years, pandas finally are able to tell researchers a life in a “cement box” is no life for a baby panda.

Officials at the zoo, which, in light of the revelation, has become a battleground for abortion rights and pro-life advocates, say they hope the panda will make the right choice. But they’re also fearful of what may transpire if they are hesitant to act.

Thank you, Onion, for opening our eyes to what will be our city’s darkest hour. That’ll be whenever Lun Lun, Yang Yang and Mei Lan get Internet access and discover the plight of their distant brethren, but you know what I mean.

Until then, we stand vigilant alongside the truth — may her blade of righteousness cut us all down to size.

Click here for the video and the heart-wrenching pleas the panda makes to her “human masters.” Click here to look at our cuddly creatures at Zoo Atlanta. We just wanna nuzzle their cute widdle nosies.

(Screenshot from The Onion)

Zoo Atlanta pandas won’t have sex

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

From the AJC:

But when Zoo Atlanta’s giant panda Yang Yang approached the object of his affection late Sunday, fellow panda Lun Lun rebuffed his attempts.

I hope their marital issues have nothing to do with Yang Yang’s CL photo shoot at The Cheetah last year. My sources tell me Lun Lun was not pleased.

Panda at The Cheetah

(Photo by Joeff Davis)

Morning headlines

Friday, March 21st, 2008

DEATH-PENALTY BILL: Voted down in state Senate.

OBAMA: Passport “imprudently” peeped; State Dept. investigating. Also, will be endorsed by Bill Richardson today.

BRACKETEERING: Obama woos N.C. sports radio station by picking UNC to win the NCAA tournament. He also said he picks Stanford over Pitt in the South, but earlier told the NYT he picked UNC, Kansas, UCLA and Pitt in the Final Four. Scandal!

BUSH DECLARES DISASTER: About our tornadoes, not his presidency.

NO MICH-AGAIN PRIMARY: Revote plan falls apart; Obama suggests splitting delegates, Clinton wants a mail-in revote.

QUEEN OF KONG: Zoo Atlanta gorilla headed to Orlando to get knocked up. (The scientific name for a western lowland gorilla, I’m amused to find out, is gorilla gorilla gorilla.)

DEANGELO HALL: Finally gets sent to Oakland; Falcons get second-round draft pick and fifth-rounder for 2009.

FOULED OUT: Former SEC ref sentenced to 12 years in prison for running a $100 million Ponzi scheme.

DON’T MESS WITH TAXES: Faux-IRS scam reported in Gainesville (and AccessNorthGa.com gets to the heart of the story again with another hard-hitting news graphic).

GIRL SCOUT COOKIES SURVIVE TORNADO: Says one scout leader: “Thank God none of our cookies were destroyed.”

Spitzer, Kristen and the International Federation of Competitive Eating

Friday, March 14th, 2008

The media scrum outside the Manhattan apartment building of Ashley Dupre, a.k.a. Gov. Eliot Spitzer’s alleged prostitute Kristen, has apparently irritated the building’s non-Spitzer-fucking residents.

So much so, the building’s management has dispatched its PR representative to ask the press to back-off.

AJC/AP:

On Thursday night, Richard Shea issued a statement indicating Dupre’s fellow tenants were fed up with the media circus and curiosity-seekers.

When he’s not doing PR for real estate clients, Richard Shea and his brother, George, are the brains behind the International Federation of Competitive Eating, the world governing body of stomach-centric sports.

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If you know the names of gustatory gladiators Takeru Kobayashi, Joey Chestnut, Sonya Thomas, or Dale Boone — you have Richard and George Shea to thank/blame.

(photo of Dale Boone by Joeff Davis)

Beltline study groups to start up once again

Monday, January 7th, 2008

The Beltline study groups have a special place in my heart. They were the first community events I reported here at CL, and are true showings of not only people who care about their communities, but planners who have been working diligently with few resources to make a massive project — even if it is 25 years into the future — a reality. These events are to transit wonks what gun shows are to suburban commandos.

So it is with a skipped beat in my heart that I’m proud to announce the Beltline study groups will start another round of public workshops, the first of which is set for this Thursday, Jan. 10, 6:30 p.m., at the ARC Building on the Zoo Atlanta grounds. Park off Cherokee Avenue near the southern end of the lot, enter through the back gate — say hello to the security guard, she’s a gem — and follow the trail to the building.

It will be an open house meeting, meaning that people can come and go, review the materials, and chat with some of the Southeast section’s project planners.

Other dates follow after the jump. We’ll post them a couple of days ahead of the other meetings as well to remind you.

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The modern-day Dian Fossey visits Atlanta

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

It’s almost a well-kept secret that the Dian Fossey Gorilla Fund is headquartered in Atlanta.

The nonprofit not only oversees gorilla conservation in Africa, but also oversees the Karisoke Research Center that Fossey founded in 1967 and which was immortalized in the movie Gorillas In The Mist. The Fossey fund landed here because of the prominence of Zoo Atlanta in the gorilla world – the zoo’s collection of 23 gorillas is the second-largest captive population in North America.

Last night, Dr. Katie Fawcett — the current director of Karisoke — spoke to a group of about 150 people at the Conservation Action Resource Center at Zoo Atlanta. “The more we know about the gorillas, the less we realize we know,” Fawcett said. “We’ve only seen one generation of gorillas. We’re still only answering basic questions, like the normal lifespan of a gorilla in the wild.”

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Karisoke has often been a lightning rod of controversy in Rwanda. Fossey, of course, was murdered there in 1985, probably because of her campaign against poachers who were invading the gorillas’ habitat and killing the animals. Between 1990 and 1998, during a deadly civil war in Rwanda, the facility was evacuated five times and destroyed three times.

Today, Karisoke is located in a town at the foothills of the Virunga Mountains, which are divided between Rwanda, the Democratic Republic of the Congo and Uganda. It now has 84 staff members, many of whom go into the mountains to study gorillas in much the way Fossey did when she first founded Karisoke.

Although the civil war is settled in Rwanda, the Congo is being strangled by political strife that threatens gorillas in the Virunga National Park.

While the mountain gorilla population is estimated to be at 380 — more than when Fossey first when to Africa in 1967 — the animal is now listed as “critically endangered” and there is fear that human encroachment could wipe out gorillas in the wild in the next 20 years.

“The Congo is a disaster for gorillas at this moment,” Fawcett said, as she showed a slide of four gorilla corpses that brought gasps from the audience. She said 10 adult gorillas have been killed this year.

Clare Richardson, president of the Dian Fossey Gorilla Fund, said the group is stepping up its efforts to protect the gorilla population in the Congo. “It’s a desperate situation,” she said. “The recent killings are a tragedy. The political situation is totally disrupting what we’re doing there.”

Richardson said the organization wants to increase its local presence and, for the first time, now has Atlantans on its board of trustees. “We’d like to stop being the best-kept secret in Atlanta,” she said.

(Photo courtesy Dian Fossey Gorilla Fund International)

Girl, you’ll be a woman soon

Monday, September 10th, 2007

An AJC.com blog collected readers’ birthday greetings for Zoo Atlanta baby panda Mei Lan, who turned 1 on Sept. 6. Most were pleasant. Others were less so.

“No one cares anymore about this stupid Panda. Stop giving updates every time the damn thing goes to the bathroom.”
– T.O.

“I would send you a picture of the jungle you should be frolicking in, but that would only make you sad. Best wishes. Sorry mankind is so cruel.”
– Carolyn

“You have got to be kidding me. If we’re not signing guest books for whales we’re signing birthday cards for pandas? When did they learn to read or are people getting that lame?”
– rid0617

“If you want to make this panda story interesting then release it in North Ga during bear hunting season and see how long it last LOL.”
– Bear Hunter

“IT’s A F*ING PANDA!!!!!! IT DOESN’T READ!!!!! EVEN IF ANOTHER IDIOT READS THE CARD TO IT, THE PANDA WILL NOT UNDERSTAND THE DRIVEL YOU’VE WRITTEN!!!!”
— Steve L.

Hot panda action!

Tuesday, August 7th, 2007

Zoo Atlanta sent out a press release yesterday detailing the festivities planned for panda cub Mei Lan’s first birthday in September.

Among the events listed:

Thursday, September 6 from 6 p.m. to 8:30 p.m.
Mei Lan’s First: An Intimate Evening

This adults-only intimate evening begins with a reception and special giant panda viewing at 6 p.m.

Sounds hot. Who’s the lucky guy?

Most importantly — will Panda Cam be broadcasting the intimate, adults-only action?

Dumadi ‘Scoop’ Orangutan

Saturday, June 30th, 2007

Our new investigative reporter just joined the staff and has decided to live in Grant Park. Zoo Atlanta reports that its newest resident primate Dumadi, an 8-month-old male orangutan, “is adjusting well to his new surroundings.”

Actually, the orphaned infant arrived at the zoo June 20. According to a press release, “On Wednesday, he was introduced to 25-year-old orangutan Madu who is expected to serve as his surrogate mother. The pair spent their first night together last night. At the request of keepers, Madu woke Dumadi this morning to receive his first feeding of the day.”

I just wanted an excuse to publish this picture of the little fella.

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As Dumadi adjusts to his new surrogate mother and surroundings, he has also begun to take notice of some of the other orangutans. For the surrogate introduction to be deemed a complete success, animal management staff will await signs of increased contact between Madu and Dumadi. Considering Madu’s past success in serving as a surrogate, staff is optimistic about the success of this introduction. The pair is expected to join its group and be visible to Zoo visitors within the next couple of weeks.

Peep Show: Fat man consumes large amount of food

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007

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CHAMPION EATER DALE BOONE AT ZOO ATLANTA: Hot dog, we have a wiener.

Dale Boone won his fourth Southeast regional hot-dog eating title since 2002 at Zoo Atlanta Saturday afternoon. The metro area’s top competitive eater downed 21 hot dogs and buns in 12 minutes. Second-place finisher Bubba Yarbrough ate 22 hot dogs, but judges hit him with a two-dog penalty after chunks of bun were found floating in the Kool-Aid he used to wash down the dogs. Boone will represent Atlanta in Nathan’s Famous July Fourth International Hot Dog Eating Contest at Coney Island in New York City.

(Photo by Joeff Davis)

Remembering Willie B. at Zoo Atlanta

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007

The AJC reports today on the sad death of a 42-year-old female gorilla named Banga, and on the aging gorilla population at Zoo Atlanta.

There are four gorillas over the age of 40, which makes them senior citizens in gorilla years.

Of course, THE silverback at the zoo was Willie B. I wrote a cover story for Atlanta Magazine several years ago on Willie B., who personified the zoo for decades. Both the bad (he was originally kept in a concrete bunker with a TV set and a tire) and the good (the zoo finally built an outdoor gorilla habitat).

I spent a couple of weeks doing nothing but observing Willie B. I was able to actually enter the gorilla habitat, separated from him by only a deep moat. We sat there for nearly an hour, so close that I could hear him chewing the grass that he carefully plucked from the turf.

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