Studio 10 this morning
July 12, 2007 at 9:33 am by Wayne GarciaFor those sick, twisted folks who can’t get enough of me, I’m live on Tampa Bay’s 10 this morning, talking about Barack Obama’s Florida campaign on Studio 10 with Holley Sinn. Time: 10 a.m. They also stream the segments after broadcast, so I will post a link once they have posted the story.
UPDATE:Â My segment got pre-empted by Dubya’s newser on how well things are going in Iraq. Look for the TV appearance on Monday or Tuesday’s show.
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July 12th, 2007 at 1:14 pm
Hey! It’s obviously more important to have our Chief Executive in Chief dispell rumors that our actions in Iraq are less than hunky-dory. We all know that the libral media is making up all those stories about car bombs and suicides and sectarian strife in Bagdaddy (good rock and roll band name, BTW) and that our troops are really greeted by hordes of smiling children when they go on patrol, all of whom chant “Allah loves America!” in unison whenever they see Our Hallowed Flag.
Anyway, about Barack Obama. I notice that he is a hippie treehugger draft-dodger who stayed out of the military by — and don’t you think for a second that this wasn’t planned — delaying his birth until the draft ended. Even Dick Cheney, the only American nationally-elected official in this century who’s actually shot a lawyer instead of just talking about it like the rest of us, was man enough to be born when we still had a draft, and had to grovel in front of his draft board multiple times to keep from being shipped out.
So who cares about Obama? He talks about a new kind of politics but hires the some old political consultants (REAL political whores) as the rest of ‘em, then boasts about how many millions of dollars he’s raised, as if getting people to cough up cash was the main measure of a potential president’s worth.
I say, if Obama wants to prove he’s different from the other candidates he ought to just say what’s on his mind and go where he wants instead of replying on a bunch of fat, cigar-smoking bozos to run things. And maybe he should grow a beard — a tactic that helped at least one elected official from Illinois become president.
Oh, yeah - he ought to take up smoking again. In public. We’ve already seen what it’s like to have an alcoholic in the White House who screws up all the time because he’s dying for a drink but doesn’t dare have one. We don’t need a pres who might nuke Mexico over a bad burrito because he’s having a nicotine fit.
So now that we’ve got all that out of the way, let’s talk about the latest Gay Republican over on the E. Coast. Ever since Bob Bauman up in Murryland, I’ve just figured that any of them who talk homophobic are secret fags. This isn’t something I’m making up. Heck, the evidence list is so long it would fill two whole issues of that Loafing rag you write for and leave no room for adult chat line ads.
Which Florida Gay Republican do you think will out himself next? Or, if it’s that Storms woman up in Hillbilly County, herself? Don’t want to be sexist here, y’know?
- Robin M,
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Bradentucky
July 12th, 2007 at 4:01 pm
Can’t … breath … laughing … so …. hard … huf-huf-huf-huf …
As for which GOP legislator gets outed next, if we go strictly by social conservative chops, you would have to move Dennis Baxley to the top of the list. Not that I’m saying he is gay. And not that there is anything wrong with that …
July 12th, 2007 at 4:39 pm
THAT was a funny rant!! Partisanship aside that was some funny stuff…
July 14th, 2007 at 11:30 am
You’re not the first person who’s wondered if la Storms has a secret dark side. Anybody who spends that much time obsessing over other peoples’ sex lives more than likely has something either missing or awry in their own.