The Short List – Pretzels, popcorn, jelly beans and buttered toast edition
November 21, 2007 at 10:37 am by Wayne Garcia
- “…traditional Thanksgiving fare which includes elephant-sized turkey-shaped bread, melons, apples and bananas.”
- Roasting 10 turkeys at a time.
- Thanksgiving Day, 1988, Austin Texas.
- One turkey to go, please.
- “My brother cut off all contact with my parents the night before Thanksgiving. He was 25 at the time.”
- Pardoning the turkey (that would be the live bird, not the guy standing over it explaining his actions to the schoolchildren. As if he could, explain his actions that is.)
- Free the turkeys. Every damned one of them.
- Broadway and turkey day.
- A green turkey??
