The Short List — Thurs., Dec 6
December 6, 2007 at 3:12 pm by Joe Bardi
“That is a good question. I’ll ask him and let you know if Jesus can make a rock so big that even he can’t lift it.”
- Romney: “Freedom requires religion, just as religion requires freedom. Freedom opens the windows of the soul so that man can discover his most profound beliefs and commune with God.” God: “Please leave me out of your desperate attempt to pander to the Republican base.”
- Not the shopping frenzy businesses were hoping for: A 19-year-old kid from Omaha shoots up a Nebraska shopping mall, killing eight and himself.
- Hillary’s lead in South Carolina dwindles to nothing.
- Waste, graft, hubris: Welcome to The Department of Homeland Security.
- Bush lied about when he saw the N.I.E. that states Iran suspended its nuke program in 2003. Let’s all shake our heads and do nothing about it.
- Cheney rips house Dems as dickless losers henpecked by the little lady who runs the place. I’m paraphrasing, of course.
- Did the Supersize Me guy find Osama bin Laden?
- A how-to on picking an environmentally friendly Christmas tree.
