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Derek Zoolander’s father endorses Rudi*

January 14, 2008 at 12:32 pm by Wayne Garcia

(*we’re fans of the new Buddy Johnson spelling of Giuliani’s first name, hoping it will give America’s Mayor the bump he needs to overcome his disastrous slide at the polls.)

This just in from the Giuliani Puts All His Chips on Florida Campaign:

New York City – The Rudy Giuliani Presidential Committee today announced that accomplished actor Jon Voight has endorsed Rudy Giuliani for President of the United States and will campaign on his behalf in both Florida and California later this month.

a touch of the black lungVoight, who earned both an Oscar and Golden Globe for his role as a quadriplegic Vietnam Veteran in the 1978 movie “Coming Home” and numerous nominations for other roles, has been a powerful presence on the silver screen for almost four decades.

“America is approaching one of its most important elections in history and we must elect a leader with the strength and resolve of Rudy Giuliani,” said Voight. “His commitment to keeping our military strong and his track record of transforming New York makes him the right man at the right time for our country.”

“I am honored to have Jon Voight’s help on the campaign trail,” said Mayor Giuliani. “Our shared vision of maintaining America’s strength and providing the focus for the challenges we face is one that is shared by countless others who are supporting our campaign.”


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6 Responses to “Derek Zoolander’s father endorses Rudi*”

  1. Anon Says:

    (*we’re fans of the new Buddy Johnson spelling of Giuliani’s first name, hoping it will give America’s Mayor the bump he needs to overcome his disastrous slide at the polls.)

    Dontcha mean ‘Buddi’ Johnson? ;-)

  2. Jerry Fletcher Says:

    Buddi for Stupefier of Elections!

  3. Jerry Fletcher Says:

    …and Lara Croft Tomb Raider’s dad …really, he is!

    I wonder who Angelina Jolie is endorsing (insert rimshot sound effect here)?!

  4. Wayne Garcia Says:

    Anon — (sound of me whacking myself in the head for missing such a golden opportunity to rename Buddi)

  5. Jimmi Pease Says:

    I’m still planning to vote for Rudi!

  6. Fishbone Says:

    Freddi’s Dead!

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