The Short List — “I Can’t Believe It!” Edition
January 17, 2008 at 1:03 pm by Joe Bardi
“Hey Kids! I know you … in fact, I’m under your bed right now.”
- Ross Perot is still alive … and attacking John McCain!
- Racism has infiltrated the National Western Stock Show!
- Pumping babies full of cough medicine is wrong!
- Exhaustive scientific study has revealed that kids hate clowns!
- Patriots star wide receiver Randy Moss either beat up or is being shaken down by a Ft. Lauderdale woman he visited on the bye week!
- Eddie Murphy has separated from his new wife after two whole weeks of marriage!
- Ike Turner died of a cocaine overdose!
- Despite recent reports to the contrary, ET did NOT just phone the SETI folks!
