The Short List — Thurs., Jan. 24
January 24th, 2008 by Joe Bardi in The Morning Papers
“I don’t see how the inherent dangers of space flight could hurt this business.”
- I’ll take my refund in $10s and $20s, please.
- Today’s campaign update from Yahoo News — and what’s Obama doing in that photo, anyway?
- Hey Republicans, you want a piece of this?
- The real reason the U.S. is going broke.
- You’ve just found the dead body of a movie star. Who do you call? 9-1-1? His family? If you picked Mary-Kate Olsen, congrats! You must be Heath Ledger’s masseuse.
- Step right up for a chance to be one of the first people killed in a horrible space tourism accident.
- The cutting edge of offensiveness: The Three Little Pigs.
- I know what you’re thinking: Thank God golf is back!
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January 24th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Wasn’t it Lance Bass that pioneered the space vacay? Then the Russians denied him cuz he couldn’t come up with a gajillion dollars?
January 24th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
I guess those N’Sync royalty checks weren’t as big as we were led to believe.